1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as: "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
7. They're both a synch to turn off but it takes hours of mindless persistence to turn them on.
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