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Two old men decide they are close to their last days on
earth and decide to have a last night on the town. After a
few drinks they end up at the local bordello (whore-house).
The madam takes a look at the two old geezers and whispers to her
manager, "go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated
doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I am not
wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the
difference."

Her manager does as he is told and the two old men go up
stairs and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first one says, " You know, I
think my girl was dead!" "Dead?". says his friend, "why
would you think that?" "Well, she never moved or made a
sound all the time I was loving her."

His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."

"A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"

"Well, I was making love to her and I was kissing on her
nipple and I gave it a little bite and she farted and flew
out the window!"

Bryan F., Jordan W., John F., with help from others
Sherwood Oregon 97140
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Inmatenumber42069@hotmail.com

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