An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted
by a much younger salesman. "Is there something in particular I
can show you?" he asked.
"Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa."
"You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested.
"Sectional schmectional," she said shrugging. "All I want is an
occasional piece in the living room!"
Bryan F., Jordan W., John F., with help from others