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You might be a redneck if....

-Your job skills include being handy with a cattle prod and knowing how to roll back an odometer

-You've ever scraped your elbows trying to get something out of a dumpster

-Your favorite color is "shiny"

-You clean fish on your ironing board

-Your kids use cheese whiz in place of toothpaste

-You fix "slower-than-dog-poop" traffic lights with a 12
guage shotgun

-Your attorney can be reached at 1-800-wip-lash

-you know where to get government cheese

-Your kids end up on milk cartons befere you realize they're missing

-You wish you could bend your head down as far as your dog can

-Your kids are the source of school head lice epidemics

-You keep your shed more secure than your home

-Your wife thinks her thighs look thinner in spandex

-You've ever seen seen someone spray their phone with lysol after you used it

-You wish those "Pencil-pushin' retards at the division of insurance fraud would leave you alone

-You've ever told your wife that Jean-Claude Van Damme is a homo

-You keep spare Ferris wheel parts in your shed

-Your wife asks about layaway at flea markets

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