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| The Lone Ranger was truely in a jam. Three cattle rustlers had ambushed him and decided to string up a noose in the nearest tree and hang him. Just as they were about to do their filthy deed, the Lone Ranger asked if he wasn't entitled to one last wish. The rustlers mumbled among themselves and finally agreed to the last wish. The Lone Ranger said he'd like to speak to his horse, Silver. Then he whispered something in Silver's ear and the horse galloped off at great speed. In a flash he was back with three prostitutes on his back. The rustlers couldn't resist the prospects of spending the night with the ladies so they decided to postpone the hanging. However, the next day they commenced to get on with the hanging. Once more, the Lone Ranger asked if he could speak to his horse. He whispered in Silver's ear and Silver galloped off and sure enough, returned with three prostitutes on his back. After another night with the girls, the rustlers decided they'd had enough. So they slipped the noose around Ranger's neck and one said, "I suppose you'll want to speak to your horse? Well, it won't do you any good this time." The Lone Ranger approached Silver. He said, "Listen, old buddy. You've got to get it right this time. Read my lips. I said to come back with the POSSE!" |
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