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| One day a young cowboy and cowgirl get married. He was a man of experience and she was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees a bull and cow breeding. She asks her husband, "What are they doing?". He tells her, "They're roping." A little further down the road she spots a stallion and mare breeding. "What are those two doing?", she asks. The husband replies, "They're roping." When they finally arrive at their hotel, they get ready for bed, climb in and start messing around with each other's bodies. Things are going fine until the bride discovers her husbands penis. "What's that?" she cries. "Well, honey, that there is my rope!" he tells her. She slides her hand down a little further and gasps, "Oh my goodness, what's that?" "Honey, those are my knots!" he answers. After several minutes they start to make love and the bride says, "Oh Baby, wait a minute!" He asks her, "Am I hurting you?" "No", the bride says, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope." |
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