One night, this guy's wife went into labor. Panic-stricken, he called 911 to summon an ambulance. The 911 operator told the dad-to-be that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
He replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally he said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
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