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| I don't know if theses signs are real or not but they're funny enough to be displayed here. In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed." In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy." In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home." In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center" On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church." On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship." At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."  On a ski lift in Taos, NM: "No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted." Official sign near door: "Door Alarmed" Hand-printed sign nearby: "Window Frightened" Found in a restaurant in England: Guys: No shirt, No service Girls: No shirt, No charge Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translation of the Greek): "Caution: Road Slippery from Grape Juice A billboard seen next to the highway, traveling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads: "Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!" Two signs found on top of one another in a Country Kitchen several years ago: Restrooms <-----> Please wait for hostess to seat you. Seen in a health food store: "Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot" "Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense." At a little hole in the wall restaurant: "Women are not served here... You have to bring your own." |
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