 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
links
about me
about hpspec
my versions
book 6 pt 1book 6 pt 2book 7 pt 1book 7 pt 2generalizationnotebookpredictions
factsrumors pg1rumors pg2defunct rumorscharacter pathscreature paths pg1creature paths pg2World War IIIpossible endingsrumor ringrumors pg3books
quotesmistakesquote funsong lyrics
what ever
Matt's CornereditorialsreferanceGreek mythsHP jokesother crappoll archivesnews archivenews archive2dragon archivesdragon archives2spell archivesmore crapeven more crapextra
create your own spellscreate your own dragonsthe neverending storyinteract
about youguestbookfeedbackmessage boardforumchatlinks
anime2009Hermione's LibraryCrazy4Potter|
|
| The Neverending Story |
| form |
| ||||||
    Nick: Harry awoke suddenly. He was wrestless, and on the verge of clausterfobia. Harry coughed and noticed the room was dank and dry and oddly, wet by the sound of the noise. "And dark, very dark," he heard a voice whisper. All of a sudden, something lunged at him at sank its beastly teeth into his young flesh. Harry screamed in agony!!!!! The creature must of heard, as it roared and lunged at the young wizard's horrified face. Harry gripped for his wand and forced it down the monster's throat. Saliva and snot squirted everywhere as Harry wrestled the surprised creature to the earth. sam505: Then he grabbed the the creature and gouged its gruesome red eyeballs. Blood squirted on his robe as the monster yelled with extreme severe ungodly pain! The monster screams in fury and lunges at Harry's adolscent face and bites into it. Gore rolls down his neck. Then Harry slowly and painfully eases the grotesque monster off his face and slams into the ground again. Harry turns his wand into a knife and slams it into the creature's perverse little chest and tears out it's heart. Blood squirts on his face. Then the monster does one last sigh and goes into his death sleep. Harry stands after the gruesome ordeal and stares at the creature he just killed. It was round-ish and had humongous ears. It's little feet curled in an unhumanly matter, and it's mouth open with crimson running out and onto the floor. It also had a rat-ish type fur covering it's whole body. Harry jumped. "What are you waiting for?" A voice resonated behind him. anny: Harry turned around. Awww, thank God. It was only Dobby. "What's this?" Harry thought to himself. "Dobby what are you doing here?" Harry gasped. Blood rolled down his chin from the previous fight. Dobby lunges at Harry and tears out his heart and eats it! Thank God! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY!!!! It's was only a pillow of Harry. Harry then grabs Dobby by the neck and rips off his head!!!!!!! He throws Dobby's corpse against the wall and spits!!! Dobby walks into the room!!!! IT WAS AN IMPOSTER!!! AT THIS MOMENT, 20 IMPOSTER DOBBIES LUNGE AT HARRY!!! Hermione- sgjband04@yahoo.com.hk (in Hong Kong) But Harry lunges back at the Dobbies. Then the Dobbies run away through the door!!!!! Then Hermione runs to Harry and says, "Harry, what's going on?" Harry says "Dobby........" He tells the story to Hermione. Hermione says "Hm..........you tell LIES!" Then she flies with a firebolt to the door!!!!!!!!! (OH! MY GOD! HOW CAN IT BE!) madds- Crazytweetybird@hotmail.com (from New Zealand) Harry says to himself, "What on earth?" before pinching himself to see if he is dreaming. Which he is not! so after disembowling all the Dobbys, Harry goes and has a bath to get all the blood off of his face. Harry then puts his robes out for the house elves. All of a sudden, Mr. Dursley walks in. "HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT DOING M..M....MA. THAT STUFF IN MY HOUSE?" Harry decided to be rude, "Oh, did you tell me not to? I probably didn't hear you seeing as you regularly bore me into a state of sleep." Then, at that moment, Uncle Vernon turns into Homer Simpson and says, "Why you little!!!!!!!!!!!!" Before continuing to strangle Harry. Harry sees that he, himself, has gone red. Oh no, he's *gasp* Po the teletubby. Po (supposedley Harry) says, "Hey! Look there's Waldo!" Homer (Uncle Vernon) is where? He looks over his shoulder and sees . . . Matt from Montana: ...Sirius Black!! ''Thank goodness it's you'' exclaimed Harry as he jumped at his godfather. Sirius then draws his wand and fires at Harry's face and.... he wakes!!! Covered in a cold sweat he walks to check the window to find a black cat with strange symbols around its eyes. ''Wait you're....but before he finished the cat had transformed into none other Professor Magonagal( misspelled) "Potter you're coming with me...." Wait! Harry fell down a random staircase and looked up and saw . . . Luisa from Canada lilangel1_444@hotmail.com : "WALDO" suddenly a big sound wave passes past Homer. Waldo and Po and Harry and Vernon comes back and Homer and Po disappears, and Ron and Hemoine appear. Ron hexes Vernon , and turns into a 3 year old baby. Hermoine is found by some enchanted pretzels, and baby Ron eats the pretzel man suddenly Harry screams and faints when he wakes up. He is in Atlanta."How am I breathing?"... Suddenly Harry wakes up in bed and sees . . Sarah from Indiana: Nothing. His Uncle is in his room shaking him awake. Harry twisted out of his uncle's grip, and pushed him out the door. He'll have to deal with him later. "When will I go back to Hogwarts?" he wondered outloud. He looked at his calender. It was a week till he went back. Mr.Olaf from a dark place...: A week later Harry was back. "Thank God I'm back at Hogwarts!" Harry exlaimed. Ron was standing behind him. "Harry, your acting a little...wierd today!" Ron said. Harry turned around. "......" Ron thought Harry was going to say something. "What is it Harry?" Ron asked. Harry's eyes were yellow as Ron could see. "Ron....I want your soul..." Harry said evily. Ron looked confused. "What are you talking about?" Ron said. All the sudden, Harry whacked Ron right on the head with his wand! They started getting in a fight. "Stop it this instant!!!" A new teacher at Hogwarts yelled. "Who the heck are you?" Ron said. The teacher bowed down. "I am...Count Olaf!" He said. Ron swallowed. "Well...hello there...Mr.Olaf!" Harry said. "What teacher are you?" Ron asked. Mr.Olaf stood there. It looked like he was thinking. "I...am a new....uhh, magic teaching teacher..." Mr.Olaf exclaimed. Ron swallowed again. "What magic do you teach?" Mr.Olaf looked at the boys. "Uhh...would you mind to bring me the...... ??? from Penny Lane: Soul of your mama so I can pee on it!" Count Olaf laughed and snot flew out of his nose as he guffawed. "Your mama's ugly!" Harry and Ron looked at eachother as Count Olaf left the room and returned with a massive monster that he said God himself had spat on. Ron petted the creature and got his hand bit off. He rushed off to to the hospital wing as Harry confronted the creature. The creature then ate Count Olaf and spat up his eyeballs that preceded to roll down the floor and hit the brick wall. Codi Blizzon from Montana: Then, The creature started to glow. Harry walked over and looked down at it. "Ohh my god!"Harry said. It was Ron! "Ron, why in the bloody name of Hogwarts did you do that?!" Ron just looked at Harry with his evil eyes; the iresis on his eyes were yellowish orange. "Ron, there's something wrong with you! What is it?!" Ron spoke up. "Are you sure it's me Harry?" Ron spoke. Harrys' eyes beamed at Rons. "You're not Ron! You're...my uncle!" Harry said. "Ha ha ha! We have to state the obvious Harry?" His uncle said. Harry was a little confused. He swallowed. "Where is Ron then?" Harry asked. All the sudden, Harry's uncle punched Harry right in the stomach! "Harry! Who's to say I'm even you're uncle?!" Harry looked up. He spit up blood. "Then who the heck are you?" Harry said. His uncle picked Harry up by his throat. "I'm Infred Bison, A spy come here to search for Soild Snake! Where is he?!" Bison said to Harry, grinching his teeth. "Who's Sn...ake...?" x FROM Somewhere you wouldn't believe in Bison said "I don't know! Maybe you should find out what I really look like. Harry's eyes widened... It was Voldemort!!! alex from liverpool Story: Harry tryed to get his wand why Inferd Bison was thinking BOOM Iferd Bison turned into a hose "now that he's gone let find Ron before any thing esle happens" thoug Harry as he ran then out of the blue came Lowtomy a four eyed thing that turns into peple and kills them any ways Harry saw this thing and ran as fast as he could then suddenly some more came then Harry stoped "for goodness sakes get lost you retarted thing"Said Harry "we will no has every said anythings so nicer now we won't go into any one boby thank-you"said the Lowtomy "thank-you now i got to go bye"Harry said happly "you never said for how long attck said the King Lowtomy....... Continued... I know that was uninspired but I needed something quick. Okay, here's the form, fill it out to continue the story...
Vote for our site!  |
 ChickenWrath35@aol.com |
 Sign Guestbook |
 View Guestbook |
|
. |
| Visitors: 00684 |