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Bare with me all! Okay, I'll start with my favorite Harry Potter quotes. I'm kinda lazy so I'm just going to find them on the internet for now instead of going through the books. Anyways, to send me your favorite quotes email me at Chickenwrath35@aol.com or fill out the form below. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

HARRY POTTER:

-"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you."(?)

-"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."(?)

-"Surely there could be nothing worse than dragons coming?"(GoF)

-"You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky....That's what you want, isn't it?"(GoF)

-"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry (OotP)
"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"(?)

-"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him have Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"(?)

-"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest. (?)

-"What are you doing, Potter?" said Snape coldly as ever, as he strode over to the four of them.
"I'm trying to decided what cuse to use on Malfoy, sir," said Harry fiercely. (OotP)

-(To Draco)-"Yeah," said Harry, "but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone." (OotP)

-"SHE KILLED SIRIUS!" bellowed Harry. "SHE KILLED HIM - I'LL KILL HER!"(OotP)

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RON WEASLEY:

-"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." (GoF)

-"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?" (GoF)

-"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell die, Ron, die, I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

-"Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up an realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection. (OotP)

-"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea-cozy."(?)

-"I tell you, that dragon is the most horrible creature I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes about it you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me, he told me off for frightening it. And when I left he was singing it a lullaby." (P/Ss)

-Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," said Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," said Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," said Ron. (P/Ss)

-"Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough."(CoS)

-"You know what Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's gonna kill you." (CoS)

-"Must be nice to have so much money you don't notice if a pocketful of Galleons goes missing."(GoF)

-"Harry, we saw Uranus up close!" said Ron, still giggling feebly. "Get it Harry? We saw Uranus - ha ha -" (OotP)

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HERMIONE:

-"Oh Harry, don't you see? If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!" (OotP)

-"At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent." (C0S)

-"Don't you dare call Hagrid pathetic, you foul - you evil -"(PoA)

-"P-P-Professor McGonagall! Sh-she said I'd failed everything!"(PoA)

-"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" (GoF)

-"Now you mention it," said Hermione happily, "d'you know...I think I'm feeling a bit...rebellious." (OotP)

-"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." (OotP)

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FRED & GEORGE WEASLEY:

-"George," said Fred, "I think we've outgrown a full-time education."
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?" asked Fred.
"Definitely," said George.
And before Umbridge could say a word, they raised their wants and said together, "Accio Brooms!"
Harry heard a loud crash somewhere in the distance. Looking to his left he ducked just in time -- Fred and George's broomsticks, one still trailing the heavy chain and iron peg with which Umbridge had fastened them to the wall, were hurtling along the corridor toward their owners. They turned left, streaked down the stairs, and stopped sharply in front of the twins, the chain clattering loudly on the flagged stone floor.
"We won't be seeing you," Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick.
"Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch," said George, mounting his own.
Fred looked around at the assembled students, and at the silent, watchful crowd.
"If anybody fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three Diagon Alley -- Weasley's Wizard Wheezes," he said in a loud voice. "Our new premises!"
"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," said George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.
"STOP THEM!" shrieked Umbridge, but it was too late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd.
"Give her hell from us, Peeves."
"And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset. (OotP)

-"Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.
"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"
"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.
"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.

-"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through."
"Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant." - George

-"Cheers," whispered George, wiping tears of laughter from his face. "Oh, I hope she tries Vanishing them next...they multiply by ten every time you try..."

-"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." -George

-"That little git," he said calmly. "He wasn't so cocky last night when the dementors were down our end of the train. Came running into our compartment, didn't he, Fred?"
"Nearly wet himself," said Fred, with a contemptuous glance at Malfoy.

-"Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."

-"Don't be prat, Neville, that's illegal," said George. "They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."

-"--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"
"-- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --"

-"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Molly Weasley]
'What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

-"Aaah, George, look at this. They're [Harry and Ron] using knives and everything. Bless them." (HBP)

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DRACO MALFOY:

-"I'd be careful if I were you, Potter. Unless you're a bit politer you'll go the same way as your parents. They didn't know what was good for them, either. You hang around with riff-raff like the Weasleys and that Hagrid and it'll rub-off on you."

-"I do feel so sorry for all those people who have to stay at Hogwarts for Christmas because they're not wanted at home."

-"You know how I think they choose people for the Gryffindor team? It's people they feel sorry for. See, there's Potter, who's got no parents then there's the Weasley's, who've got no money - you should be on the team, Longbottom, you've got no brains."

-"Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?"

-"Longbottom, if brains were gold you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something."

-"I heard your father finally got his hands on some gold this summer, Weasley. Did your mother die of shock?"

-"You fainted, Potter? Is Longbottom telling the truth? You actually fainted?"

-"Azkaban - the wizard prison, Goyle," said Malfoy, looking at him in disbelief. "Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backward."

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DUMBLEDORE:
These are all from Mugglenet. I loved them all so I couldn't pick just one.
Thanks to Mugglenet on this one.

-"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you."

-"By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many."

-"Your mother died to save you. If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand, it is love."

-"Don't be silly, Dawlish. I'm sure you are an excellent Auror, I seem to remember you achieved 'Outstanding' in all your N.E.W.T.s, but if you attempt to — er — 'bring me in' by force, I will have to hurt you."

-"To our newcomers," said Dumbledore in a ringing voice, stretching his hands wide and a beaming smile on his lips, "welcome! To our old hands -- welcome back! There is a time for speech making, and this is not it. Tuck in!"

-"I will only truly have left this school none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it."

-"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."

-"It is our choices Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

-"Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself."

-"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them."

-"Remember Cedric. Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory."

-"I don't need a cloak to become invisible."

-"Your mother died to save you. If there is one thing Voldemort can't understand, its love."

-"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

-"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."

-"I could break out of course, but what a waste of time and frankly i can think of a whole host of things i'd rather be doing."

-"Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground."

-"I seem to remember telling you both that I would have to expel you if you broke any more school rules," said Dumbledore. Ron opened his mouth in horror. "Which goes to show that the best of us must sometimes eat our words,"

-"You [The Dursleys] did not do as I asked. You have never treated Harry as a son. He has known nothing but neglect and often cruelty at your hands. The best that can be said is that he has at least escaped the appalling damage you have inflicted upon the unfortunate boy sitting between you [referring to Dudley]." (HBP)

-"And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure." (HBP)

-"...I was merely reading the Muggle magazines," said Dumbledore. ''I do love knitting patterns." (HBP)

-"But your [Harry's] blood is worth more than mine." (HBP)

-"Severus . . . please . . ." (HBP)

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SIRIUS:

-"There's enough filth on my robes without you touching them."

-"If you made a better rat than a human, that's not much to boast about."

-"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

-"I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old bloomers or something...Of course, he might have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died...But I mustn't get my hopes up..."

-"He's not James, Sirius!"
"I'm perfectly clear who he is thanks, Molly," said Sirius coldly.

-"You are truly your father's son, Harry..."

-"Kreacher wasn't quite as devoted to him as to my mother, but I still caught him snogging a pair of my father's old trousers last week"
*Lucy at lucy_984@hotmail.co.uk

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HAGRID:

-"When a wizard goes over to the dark side there's nothin', and no one matters to 'em anymore."

-"I'm not blamin' yeh...but I gotta tell yeh, I thought you two'd value yer friend more'n broomsticks or rats. Tha's all."

-"No good sittin' worryin' abou' it. What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does."

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OTHER OUTSTANDING QUOTES:

-"Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet." -Moaning Myrtle

-"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

-"'Course Dumbledore trusts you. He's a trusting man, isn't he? Believes in second chances. But me -- I say there are spots that don't come off, Snape. Spots that never come off, know what I mean?" -Moody

-"And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." -Moody

-"Got a sock,' said Dobby in disbelief. 'Master threw it, and Dobby caught it, and Dobby - Dobby is free." - Dobby

-"I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach." -Snape

-"You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off homework today. I assure you that if you die, you need not hand it in." - Professor McGonagall

-"Fine. Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh." - Mrs. Weasley

-"I'm not putting them on" said old Archia in indignation." I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks." - Archie

"Back?" Whispered Aunt Petunia.
"He stays," she said. She was not looking at Harry. She got to her feet again. -Aunt Petunia

-"Oh yes," said Luna, "I've been able to see them ever since my first day here. They've always pulled the carriages. Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." -Luna Lovegood

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