Defunct Rumors - the Walrus was Paul - Books - http://maxpages.com/hpspeculation/defunct

THROWN OUT
:HAHAHA! We've all made some mistakes, and these rumors most so. They're false!
ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on bra...la la la life goes on...

NEW
-Dumbledore isn't related to Harry. He isn't his grandfather or even a relative of any decription according to J.K.R., who by-the-way made a good point. If Dumbledore was related to Harry, why would Harry be sent to live with the Dursleys? Because he's crazy, that's why.
-The rumor that the text on the book behind the impossible-to-open door at J.K. Rowling's website means something highly significant is false. J.K. Rowling says it's a mere filler!
-There is absolutely no way Lily Potter is alive. J.K. Rowling answers simply, "No, fraid not."
-Another thing, Lily isn't a Death Eater either. In fact you may have affended J.K.R. simply by mentioning such a travesty. How Dare You? (By-the-way, "how dare you?" were J.K. Rowling's sentiments to you Lily-haters, shameful.)
-When asked "Am I going to write a book about Lily and James once I've finished the seven books about Harry Potter?" J.K. Rowling answered, "Hmm... once again, too much Star Wars can do this to a person. No prequels are planned."
-Neville Longbottum is not Peter Pettigrew's son. Oh-no, we've went and affended J.K. Rowling again.
-Professor Lupin has a twin? nope, hehehehe
-Voltemort isn't related to Harry either. So don't expect Voltemort to shout out, "Harry, I am your father!" anytime soon.
-Crookshanks ain't a animagi, he's a kneazle. She didn't mention Trevor, Neville's frog, though.

MORE
-Mark Evans has no meaning to the Harry Potter series besides being a neighbor. J.K. Rowling said Evans is a common name, and Mark could of as very well had Smith or Jones as a last name. It means nothing. Kapooey!
-If any of you think the rumored Icicle will return... YOU'RE WRONG! J.K.R. said on her site this Icicle never existed, and that she must've been missheard or something like that.
-Book 6's name is The Pillar of Storge! (I knew it was fake from the beginning)
-Book 6's name is The Toenail of Icklibogg. (This one's real, I can feel it)
-The name of the 6th book is supposed to be called Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch.
seems a little farfetch'd. I don't know, could be true (but highly doubtful).
Anyway, The Green Flame Torch refers to a green torch Harry somehow comes across that is supposed to heal good and destroys evil.
-The name of the 7th might be Harry Potter and the Fortress of Shadows. This could be Godric's Hallow, or in my opinion Voltemort's castle. This is probably not true anyway, so you may just want to forget this.

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