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Harry's Secret
By: Hailey Hagrid

It was a beautiful day outside Hogwarts, but inside it was horrible. It was potions for the Gryfinndor/Slytherin seventh years. Snape was being worse than ever! Harry lost five points because his potion was purple not blue. Hermione lost three points because she got caught helping Neville and Ron, Seamus, and Dean lost 3 each because they laughed at Goyle's stupid answer to Snape. This didn't seem to bother the rest of the Gryfinndors; they were too happy because it was the last day till Christmas Break.
Like always, Harry was staying at school. Ron was leaving because his Dad got tickets to the Chudley Cannon's Quidditch Game. But what surprised Harry was that Hermione was staying. She normally went home and spent time with her Muggle parents. Harry was glad she was (Harry has a big crush on Hermione).He finally decided to tell her. This was his only chance (cause Ron was gone). to tell her how he felt.
" Um, Hermione ? "
" Yes? "
" I want to talk to you."
"Okay, what about? "
" Let's go somewhere private."
Hermione looked puzzled. Harry led her to Moaning Myrtle's Bathroom." Harry what's wrong?"
"Nothing, I just want t-to tell you something,"
" What?"
" this is hard for me to say...I-I like you."
He felt himself go bright red."Well I hope so! We've been friend's since our first year!"
" well I meant in a different way-like like -l-l love."
" Harry, y-you d-do?"Hermione stuttered.
They both were a bright shade of red."Well I want to know how you feel about me, Herms."
"well i.....
THE END (for now . Couldn't resist a cliff-hanger).
NOW THE 2ND HALF OF "HARRYS SECRET"
By: Hailey Hagrid

"Well, I like you too. Hermione admitted. There was an awkward pause. Then Hermione spoke up,"The real reason that I helped Neville look for his toad on the train of our fist year was because I heard you were in the back of the train
They decided to be a couple. They had two whole weeks before Ron came back. They didn't know how'd he take it, so they didn't send him an owl.( Hoping that he didn't mind).
When Ron came back Harry told him,"You should have told me sooner Harry!"
I know but I didn't want to. The truth is I was embarrassed. We promised that you wouldn't be left out either. In fact we think Lavender like you! "
You do?" Ron's ears and face was going scarlet.
"Yeah we heard her talking with Parvati." Harry imitated Lavender 'Yeah Ron Weasley I think he's cute and nice'harry spoke in his own voice, "So you like her?"
"Well, I guess. I mean she's nice, but didn't Professor Trelawny tell her to beware of a redheaded man?"
"Ron are you going to take Prof. Trelawny serious."
"I guess not"

The End for now

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25 Things HP People Wouldn’t Say
By FordTaxMan

1. Harry: Ron! I lost my Wand!

Ron: Never fear! You can use my old wand! Most dependable one ever!

2. Hermione: Proffesser Lockhart?

Lockhart: Yes?

Hermione: You’re a loser!

Lockhart: I know!

3. Madam Pomphrey: What? My name is- What? My name is- What? My name is Slim Shady!

4. Harry: Hagrid, what do you want to do as your next job?

Hagrid: I wanna be in Shakespear Plays!

Harry: Cool. I wanna be an astronaught!

Ron: I want to be a hair stylist!

5. Dumbledore: Welcome, students, to another year at Hogwarts. BREAK ONE SINGLE RULE AND I SHALL TEAR YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Harry: Proffesser Snape! I’m so sorry I came in late!

Snape: It’s okay, Dear Boy. Fifty thousand points to Gryffindor!

7. Dudly: Mum, I don’t want the candy! I want Brocoli, I want Brocoli!

8.Hagrid: I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay. I sleep all night and I work all day!

Harry: Hagrid! Why are you singing?

Hagrid: Didn’t you hear? I’ve been excepted at "Fat Boy’s Opera School". I need to practice!

Harry: Really? Cool!

Both: I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay.....

9. Peeves: Yes, Mr. Filch. I shall go away whenever you ask, sir.

Filch: That’s okay, Peeves. I love having you around!

10.Nearly-Headless Nick: When there’s somethin’ strange in the neighborhood, Who you gonna call?

Bloody Baron: Ghost Busters!

11.Voldemort: Okay Kids, It’s time for Tom Tom’s happy story time. Once Upon a time, there were three piglets....

12. Harry: What’s Everybody’s favorite movie?

Ron: The Waterboy!

Hermione: Coyote Ugly!

Hagrid: Paul Bunyan!

Voldemort: Marry Poppins!

Snape: The Lion King!

13. Malfoy: Look at all this Fan-Mail I got!

Harry: I got none. I’m such a nobody.

14. Dobby: Come Forth, people, and Dobby the Magnificant will tell you everything and anything you want to know!

Harry: Okay, what color is your underwear?

Dobby: Teal!

15. Ron: I’m sorry, Harry, I have a new Bestfriend.

Harry: Bring him on!

Ron: Come, Mini Me!

16. Neville: In the summer of 1963, The Internation Confedeartion of warlocks clearly announced at The Witches Convention that all Magical Activity Involving Shoes will be illeagal ever day that is after forth.

17. Seamus Finnegan: Duck Tales! WHOOOOO!

Snape: I love that show!

18. Dean Thomas: So I said to him, I don’t like Soccer at all! I’d preffer a baseball game over that smelly sport.

19. Ginny: Lets see...Who to go out with... Harry Potter’s to ugly. Voldemort, will you go out with me?

Voldemort: Sure, Honey!

20. Lily Potter: Oh, look! Another person being attacked by Voldemort!

James Potter: And look! His parents are trying to save him! The same rotten mistake we made.

Lily Potter: Oh, well. At least we left him to his Aunt and Uncle!

Both: HA HA HA HA HA!!!

21. Oliver Wood: Ok, Team, It’s alrigt if we don’t win. Heck, I don’t even care if you act goofy!

Fred: No, no, no. We’re dead serious about the match Oliver.

Oliver Wood: Fine! We might as well give the other team the trophey!

22. Voldemort: You know, I’m not that evil. Why, back in the 70’s, I was a dico king!

Peter Petigrew: Cool! Teach me some of those!

23. Harry: Beam me up, Scottie!

Seamus Finnegan: Yes Sir! Welcome to the enterprise!

Harry: Good, Now set our course for the Ferengi homeworld, Post Haste!

24. Harry: Ron, my man! Wazzap?

Ron: Nothin’ dude! Did you like hear about the fight in the Great Hall?

Harry: Yeah! That was totaly knarly!

Both: DUDE!!!!!!

25. Proffeser McGonagall: I’m only strict because I was kicked off "Full House" a little while ago.

Flitwick: I fell your pain. Who were you?

Proffeser McGonagall: Ashley Olsen.

Madam Pince: Really? I was Mary Kate!

Proffeser McGonagall: So we’re like TOTALY SISTERS!

Flitwick: I’ll stay out of this one......

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The Top ten things hagrid would never say
BY:CedricDiggory127

1. Dumbledore ya old fart i'll never help you..... EVER!

2. I am large and in charge!

3. slytherin slytherin what a happy little house!

4. Here comes my all time best friend Lucias Malfoy!

5. Nope no whiskey for me i'll try applejuice

6. Screw gamekeeping i'm working on the chain..... Gang!

7. I hate horibly horrifying monsters i'll go buy some fluffy bunnies.

8. oh no here come the children of korn Harry, Ron , and Hermione!

9. I'm not a big fat giant i'm just big bonned

10. OOPS I DID IT AGAIN I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART THAT I LOST IN THE GAME!!!

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The Quidditch Match
By Creator170

"AND GRYFFINDOR SCORE!" yelled Lee Jordan,franticly. The score was ten to zero, no sign of the snitch, but Harry was more interested in speaking to Cho,
"I've got loads of time," he said to himself, but what he didn't know was that the snitch had just flown past his head. Suddenly Cho Chang came charging forward. Harry thought she was coming to talk to him, but when she zoomed past his face, he knew just what she was going for. He zoomed behind her; along side her; past her, but suddenly the snitch took a dive, and then was out of sight. "Hi!" he said, as Cho flew by, she smiled and waved, and Harry went pink.
"TEN POINTS TO RAVENCLAW!" Jordan yelled, startling Harry the score was at a tie. suddenly Harry heard somthing grumble in the distance, it had come from the lake, but in an instant he had forgotten about that when he saw a tiny shimmering spot in the distance. He flew as fast as he could towards it, seeing Cho across from him. Suddenly the spot grew bigger, then Harry relized what he was looking at was not the snitch. "WHAT IS THAT," Lee Jordan said, " I DONT THINK THAT IS A SNITCH!" and he was right. Harry slowed up abit but Cho kept plumeting for the strange spot. She screamed and in an instant she had gone right into the spot, and disappeared. Harry felt a strange shutter, and he started to zoom towards the spot, he zoomed to close, and then his broom was sucked out from under him, and into the spot, with him following.
Suddenly he was inside the spot, and in an instant he was under water. he came up to the sufface and gasped, the spot had put him in the lake, and he could see Cho scrambling to shore herself. Then when she saw Harry, she began screaming somthing and pointing. Harry turned around and with a gasp, he screamed at what he saw. It was the giant Squid and it was coming strait for him.
"AHHHHH" he screamed and swam as fast as he could to shore. Then he heard a great blast and the sqid had disappeared. Cho had performed a charm to save Harry, she was trembleing on shore with her wand up. "th-Thanks" said Harry, smileing. Suddenly, there was a pop, Professor Dumbledore appeared.
"HURRY, we have got to finnish the game he said, and suddenly, Harry and Cho were back on there brooms, the school roaring with excitment. Then, in an instant, somthing flew past Harry's face and he smiled at Cho, and flew for the snitch.

The End
"AND GRYFFINDOR SCORE!"
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