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| Okay, I take credit for the guys list but I have no idea who made up the 50 things about being a girl. I don't really agree with all of them but I don't feel like making up my own. |
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| Qualties (we wish) Guys Had | 50 Best Things About Being a Girl |
| 1.Muscle! 2.Six-packs win big bonuses. (hint, hint) 3.Preferably taller than girlfriend. (Sorry Danny and T.J.) 4.Clean hair. 5.Clean body. 6.Doesn't cheat 7.Honest. 8.Athletic (No marathon winning couch potatoes!) 9.Knows how to dance 10.Isn't a hairy beast (LoL Sarah) 11.Sexy hands-not too rough, not too smooth! 12.Sincere. 13.Good dresser, but not too good. 14.Remembers birthdays, anniversaries, and Valentine's Day. 15.Isn't girly. 16.Isn't macho. 17.Apologizes when they do something wrong. 18.Won't drool when looking at other girls. (Not that they should do that anyway!) 19.Won't stare at boobs and drool. 20.Doesn't boss you around. 21.Will go shopping with you. 22.Won't complain when made to carry bags when shopping with you. 23.FORBIDDEN TEMPTATION (i.e.-another girl)=INTENSE EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL PAIN 24.Will protect girlfriend only when she asks for it. 25.Size doesn't matter...wait. Nevermind. Forget this one, it does. 26.Don't expect every girl to be a chicken head. 27.Has to be somewhat funny. 28.Will laugh at the jokes we make no matter how stupid. (We'll do the same for you.) 29.Boxers. Tightie-whities...uh no thank you! 30.Nice ass! 31.Talkative. 32.Smart, but not too smart. 33.Just cause you have one doesn't mean you have to be one!!! 34.If you can help it, small to medium sized noses! (from the movie "Someone Like You") 35.Clean teeth. 36.Sexy eyes 37.Smells good. 38.Likes kisses. 38.Likes giving kisses. 39.Isn't afraid to cry and let you see. 40.Has a pretty good reputation. 41.Doesn't have a realy bad temper. 42.Doesn't brag. 43.Does nice, sweet things for girlfriend but isn't a servant. 44.Listens to you. 45.Doesn't get mad at you when you PMS. 46.Isn't obsessive and/or overprotective. 47.Gives compliments they mean. 48.Won't change personalities when around friends and you. 49.Respects you. 50.Likes you for who you are. |
1.We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks. 2.Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm. 3.Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week. 4.If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat. 5.We get the bigger apartment on Friends. 6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff. 7.We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us. 8.Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?) 9.We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt) 10.We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance. 11.Matt, Jared, Brendan, Skeet, Brad, Scott, Ben. Need i explain this one? 12.We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!! 13.We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol 14.That whole circumcision thing! 15.When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better. 16.We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway? 17.At least one girl always survives in horror flicks. 18.We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!) 19.Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it! 20.We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are. 21.We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom. 22.Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us. 23.SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are. 24.We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there. 25.That special bond we have with our moms-some day. 26.We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play. 27.Nobody makes fun of us for liking BSB or N'sync Well almost nobody. 28.Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice. 29.We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy. 30.We give really really good advice. 31.On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers. 32.Dollhouse, Delia's, XOXO, Wet Seal. 33.We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly. 34.Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls. 35.Bevis and Butt-Head arent funny. 36.The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been writen about you. 37.We dont have to sit on our wallets. 38.And our wallets have a place for change. 39.Its entirely possible that we will marry Ben Affleck some day. 40.Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center. 41.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people. 42.Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young. 43.We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie. 44.Fiona, Shiri, Kathrine, Majandra, Alanis, Gwen. 45.We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true. 46.Our magazines have Horoscopes. 47.We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans.(How can that be comfortable?) 48.Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs.(yet) 49.Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sound cool, but it doesnt work the other way around like the "guy" named Ashley in O-Town. 50.We look great in tank tops. (Hint Hint) |
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