An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with
> > spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was
yellow
> > and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes.
The
> > old
> > man just stared at him.
> > The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done
> > anything wild in your life?"
> > The old man answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk
> > and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son." |