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Subject: One-Liners
> > >
> > > How do crazy people go through the forest?
> > > They take the psychopath.
> > >
> > > How do you get holy water?
> > > Boil the hell out of it.
> > >
> > > What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
> > > Nacho Cheese.
> > >
> > > What do you call Santa's helpers?
> > > Subordinate Clauses
> > >
> > > What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
> > > Quatro sinko.
> > >
> > > What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
> > > A nervous wreck.
> > >
> > > What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal
> > > thermometer?
> > > The taste.
> > >
> > > Where do you get virgin wool from?
> > > Ugly sheep.
> > >
> > > Why are there so many Johnson's in the phone book?
> > > They all have phones.
> > >
> > > What do you get when an epileptic farmer falls in his lettuce patch?
> > > Seizure salad.
> > >
> > > A guy goes into a Chinese bar and says, "How 'bout a Stoly?"
> > > The bartender says, "Once upon a time . . ."
> > >
> > > What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
> > > One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with...
> > > the other is used to carry groceries.
> > >
> > > Did you hear about the Amish woman who wanted a divorce?
> > > Her husband was driving her buggy
> > >
> > > ~
> > >
> > > For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too
> > > much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm
> > > tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237
> > > million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the
> > > work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do
> > > the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
> > > government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in
> > > the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take
> > > from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City
> > > Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given
> > > time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do
> > > the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves
> > > just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at
> > > your computer reading jokes.

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