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Fun at Target
A GREAT WAY TO BEAT THE March BLAHS!
> >>>
> >>> 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and
> >>> stranding them at strategic locations.
> >>>
> >>> 2. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'carts when
they
> >>> don't realize it.
> >>>
> >>> 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
> >>> throughout the day.
> >>>
> >>> 4.Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs
> >>> together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons".
> >>>
> >>> 5. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
> >>>
> >>> 6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the
> >>> restrooms.
> >>>
> >>> 7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice
possible
> >>> "I smell sex and candy".
> >>>
> >>> 8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think
> >>> we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
> >>>
> >>> 9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and
> >>> turn the volumes to "10."
> >>>
> >>> 10.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
> >>>
> >>> 11. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
> >>>
> >>> 12. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other
> >>> aisles.
> >>>
> >>> 13. Put M&M's on layaway.
> >>>
> >>> 14. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
> >>>
> >>> 15. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only
> >>> invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
> >>>
> >>> 16. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray
air
> >>> fresheners.
> >>>
> >>> 17. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
> >>>
> >>> 18. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,"Why
won't
> >>> you people just leave me alone?
> >>>
> >>> 19. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while
> >>> you pick your nose.
> >>>
> >>> 20. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
> >>> battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
> >>>
> >>> 21. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
> >>>
> >>> 22. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the
> >>> clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
> >>>
> >>> 23. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.

> >>> 24. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
> >>> "Mission:Impossible."

> >>> 25. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

> >>> 26. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various
> >>> funnels. Then see #5 above.

> >>> 27. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say
> >>> things like "pick me !! pick me!!" and scare them into believing that
> >>> the clothes are talking to them.

> >>> 28. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
> >>> position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

> >>> 29. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
> >>>
30. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.
If
the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't
get
out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

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