> PROVERBS FOR THE MILLENNIUM
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> 1. Home is where you hang your @
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> 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
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> 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
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> 4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
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> 5. Great groups from little icons grow.
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> 6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
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> 7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
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> 8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
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> 9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
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> 10. The modem is the message.
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> 11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
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> 12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
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> 13. A chat has nine lives.
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> 14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
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> 15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
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> 16. What boots up must come down.
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> 17. Windows will never cease.
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> 18. In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).
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> 19. Virtual reality is its own reward.
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> 20. Modulation in all things.
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> 21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
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> 22. There's no place like http://www.home.com
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> 23. Know what to expect before you connect.
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> 24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
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> 25. Speed thrills.
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> 26. Give a man (or for that matter anyone) a fish and you feed him for
> a day;teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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