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> This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service
> bloopers:
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> * Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High".
> * Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.
> * Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church
> and community.
> * For those of you who have children and don't know it, we
> have a nursery downstairs.
> * Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First
> Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the
> side entrance.
> * Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday
> nights. She's used the program herself and has been
> growing like crazy!
> * The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the
> birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs.
> Julius Belzer.
> * This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and
> North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at
> both ends.
> * Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social.
> All ladies giving milk will please come early.
> * This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come
> forward and lay an egg on the altar.
> * The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of
> the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the
> congregation will join in.
> * Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray
> the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do
> something on the carpet should come forward and do so.
> * The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every
> kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
> * Thursday night--Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to
> follow.
> * Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the
> addition of several new members and to the deterioration
> of some older ones.
> * The senior choir invites any member of the congregation
> who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
> * At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be
> "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir
> practice.
> * During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare
> privilege of hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doe
> supplied our pulpit.
> * The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his
> audience.
> * The church is glad to have with us today as our guest
> minister the Rev. Shirley Green, who has Mrs. Green with
> him. After the service we request that all remain in the
> sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
> * The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
> Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The
> congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
> * The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and
> 11.
> * Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church
> secretary.
> * Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in
> preparing for the girth of their first child.
> * Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items
> to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple
> children.

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