Get Out of My Car
A local police report tells the following:
An elderly lady accomplished her shopping at a local mall and upon
her return to the crowded parking lot, found four males in her
car. She dropped her shopping bags and dug her handgun out of her
purse and proceeded to scream at them at the top of her voice.
"I've got a gun, I know how to use it, and I will if required, so
get out of this car!"
The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation but
scrambled out all four doors and ran like mad. The elderly lady
proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and
get into the drivers seat, now vacated by the strangers.
Small problem. She was astonished to find that her key didn't fit
the ignition. Her car was identical and parked four or five spaces
farther down. She located her car, loaded her bags into the trunk
and then drove to the police station. She solemnly told her
story to the desk sergeant.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two
with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where
four pale white males were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly
white woman.
No charges were filed. |