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The following were actually taken from recent classified ads in U.S.
> Newspapers:
>

ONE MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB-- $850/offer
> >> > > > > ---------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > AMANA WASHER $100.
> >> > > > > OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
> >> > > > > ---------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
> >> > > > > ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
> >> > > > > --------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD--PART DOG
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
> >> > > > > 1 5-FINGER, 1 3-FINGER, PAIR: $15
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S
> >> > > > > OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
> >> > > > > EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
> >> > > > > ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
> >> > > > > ------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > 83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
> >> > > > > -----------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15
> >> > > > > -----------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > FREE PUPPIES:
> >> > > > > 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL -
> >> > > > > 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
> >> > > > > 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
> >> > > > > -----------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE
> >> > > > > 89 CENTS
> >> > > > > -----------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > GERMAN SHERHERD 85 LBS.
> >> > > > > NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE
> >> > > > > -----------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
> >> > > > > 20 YR WARRANTY.
> >> > > > > LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS
> >> > > > > WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME
> >> > > > > ------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > FOR SALE
> >> > > > > LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > NORDIC TRACK $300
> >> > > > > HARDLY USED
> >> > > > > CALL CHUBBIE
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
> >> > > > > --------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
> >> > > > > LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
>
> >> > > > > BEEN OUT AWHILE..
> >> > > > > BETTER BE REWARD.
> >> > > > > --------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
> >> > > > > "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > GET A LITTLE JOHN:
> >> > > > > THE TRAVELING URINAL
> >> > > > > HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.
> >> > > > > --------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
> >> > > > > --------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > GEORGIA PEACHES
> >> > > > > - CALIFORNIA GROWN -
> >> > > > > 89 CENTS LB.
> >> > > > > --------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > NICE PARACHUTE:
> >> > > > > NEVER BEEN OPENED - USED ONCE
> >> > > > > SLIGHTLY STAINED
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
> >> > > > > ------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > AMERICAN FLAG
> >> > > > > 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED
> >> > > > > $100
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
> >> > > > > WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
> >> > > > > STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
> >> > > > > ------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > NOTICE:
> >> > > > > TO THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE
> >> > > > > LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR
> >> > > > > SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE: PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN
> >> > > > > AND BE CHECKED.
> >> > > > > PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE.
> >> > > > > ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > EXCERCISE EQUIPMENT:
> >> > > > > QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB
> >> > > > > AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
> >> > > > > ------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
> >> > > > > MUST SELL WASHER AND DRYER - $300
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY
> >> > > > > -------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES
> >> > > > > FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
> >> > > > > ------------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > GROUND BEAST: 99 CENTS LB.
> >> > > > > ----------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.
> >> > > > > -----------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > BAR S SLICED BALOGNA
> >> > > > > REGULAR OR TASTY
> >> > > > > SAVE 30 CENTS ON 2
> >> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > OPEN HOUSE
> >> > > > > BODY SHAPER TONING SALON
> >> > > > > FREE COFFEE AND DONUTS
> >> > > > > -----------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 BOX
> >> > > > > ---------------------------------------------
> >> > > > > FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 LB.

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