Legend has it that there is a restaurant in New York where, in the Ladies
Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror
and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a
lie--*poof*--you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be
seen again.
Sooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and
stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman
in the world."--*poof*--The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think
I'm losing weight."--*poof*--The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror
and says, "I think...."--*poof*-- |