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Mario Jokes
Mario is so fat, when he went to warp zone it said "Sorry max size 100 pixles."
Mario is so short he looks up to trutles.
Mario is so dumb he jumps for no reason.
Bowser is so stupid he leaves an axe behind him on a suspended bridge.
Mario is so alergic he dies if a mushroom touches him.
Mario is so drunk he sees giant turles. -Mario_Luigi
Mario is like Odoial, he hits a banana peel and flies off a cliff. -Alan M.
The Mushroom Kingdom is so messed up you touch a leaf, turn to a raccon, and fly away. -Alan M.
Mario is a theif, he walks in people's houses, steal thier items, and lies about it.
Short Humorous Mario Stories
Other Mario Humor
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