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Looking for a Mario related laugh? You've come to the right place! If you have a piece of Mario humor email it to me, if I think it's exceptable for my site I'll post it here.



Mario Jokes

Mario is so fat, when he went to warp zone it said "Sorry max size 100 pixles."

Mario is so short he looks up to trutles.

Mario is so dumb he jumps for no reason.

Bowser is so stupid he leaves an axe behind him on a suspended bridge.

Mario is so alergic he dies if a mushroom touches him.

Mario is so drunk he sees giant turles. -Mario_Luigi

Mario is like Odoial, he hits a banana peel and flies off a cliff. -Alan M.

The Mushroom Kingdom is so messed up you touch a leaf, turn to a raccon, and fly away. -Alan M.

Mario is a theif, he walks in people's houses, steal thier items, and lies about it.


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