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Cross-Dressing Koopa
by Mario Fan

Bowser listened angrily to a briefing by one of his
koopa troopas. “Eh…Sir. It seems that even though we
fought very bravely, we have lost. They recognized us
as koopas and we didn’t get the ticket you wished for
to the Mushroom Ball.”

Bowser leaned down to him. “You good-for-nothing
idiot! All I wanted was a ticket. Those mushroom
people are prejudice, that’s what it is.”

Kamek stepped forward, “May I make a suggestion,
Sire.”

Bowser rolled his eyes. “I have a feeling you’re
going to do just that even if I say no.”

Kamek ignored him, “Maybe we could employ
Changling’s help.”

Bowser’s turned around, “That goof. He’s worthless.
He failed last time.”

Kamek brought up a finger, “Ah, but this time you’ll
be on the mission. He’ll turn you into a lovely
princess and…”

Bowser screamed, “What in the fungus! I’m too brawny
and handsome to be a princess. Even he couldn’t make
me a dainty little princess.”

Kamek sighed, and gave the nearby Changling a hand
motion. In the blink of an eye Bowser was turned into
a duplicate of Peach, except for a velvety black dress
and shiny black hair. Kamek gasped.

Bowser giggled with his new voice. “What an
excellent job. I’m soooo pretty.” He twirled around.
“And looky here. It’s velvet. Mario will be
head-over-heels when he meets me. The unknowing fool
will fall into my trap.” Bowser noticed the gasping
Kamek. “You idiot. Stop staring. We’ve got to make
it to the ball.”

The briefing guard stepped into the room again,
laying his eyes on Bowser. He took his hand and
kissed it. “And who is this. Might you go out with
me.”

Bowser knocked him over the head, sending him flying
through a wall. “Idiot. It’s me.” He spotted Kamek.
“I’ll need a mushroom slave. Changling, you know
what to do.”

Kamek screamed, “No, Sire. Please!”

Mario was still lonely, since Luigi was gone. He sat
in his pipe house, desperately wishing for someone to
talk to. Then, he heard people coming down the road.

Bowser turned to Kamek. “This dress is too tight.
How does the Princess stand this thing?” He spotted
Kamek with his silly mushroom head. “Ha! Let me see
that hat.” With a loud RIP!, it came off.

“OWWWWW! That wasn’t a hat.”

Bowser giggled, “Ooops. Sorry. We’ll tape it back
on.”

Mario gazed in wonder as a darker version of Peach
and a mushroom with tape around his head stepped in.
“Well, I’m Princess…uh…Bowrina from far away. My
slave and I have come to participate in your Mushroom
Ball.” He threw his hand on his head. “Sadly, I
haven’t a dancing partner.”

Mario smiled, “I’m sure Peach wouldn’t mind if I took
you.” Mario took his hands.

“Watch where your putting those hands, you slimy
little…OWW! I mean, how nice of you.” Kamek had
kicked him in the knees.

Mario looked at the clock. “Well, let’s get going.”

Everyone was at the party. People from Moleville,
Nimbus Land, and all over enjoyed the festivities.
Kamek wasn’t though. A rather large female mushroom
scooped him up in her big arms. “Well, sweety. Your
gonna’ dance with me.”

Kamek squeaked as the larger mushroom smothered him
in kisses, “Help!”

Bowser was dancing with Mario. “My, you are an
exquisite dancer. Ow! You clumsy oaf. That was my
toe. I mean, Hehheh.”

Mario liked the weird princess, but he longed to
dance with Peach, who was talking with some moles.
Suddenly, the music turned into a faster song.
Everybody started to rock.

Kamek’s partner swung him around her like a fan
blade. “Please, somebody. Help!”

Bowser, during all the commotion, knew it was time to
kill Mario. He brought out a knife. “Now, it’s
over…”

Kamek’s partner accidentally let go, and Kamek flew
into Bowser, knocking them both out the second-story
window and into a fire blazing below. Screams were
heard as the strange pair dashed northward. Peach
calmed everything down. “Not to worry. Everyone,
continue dancing.” Mario and Peach danced the night
away.

Back at the castle, Kamek and Bowser, now back to
their true selves, treated their burns with water and
aloe. “Eeew, I hate Mario.”

Suddenly, a goomba rushed in. “Guess what.
Changling changed me into a large female mushroom and
I won a first place ribbon. My partner ran away
though with some strange women. Aren’t you proud of
me?”

The poor goomba was chased through the castle, with a
fire-breathing Bowser and a wand-zapping Kamek close
behind him.

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