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| Joe Nobody He interviews people. Joe Nobody interviews....... Fred Durst So Mr Durst how to you feel about Limp Bizkit obtaining the number one slot in the UK charts? Its f***** great but no-one likes us it is really f***** annoyin that they didnt buy the single .They just dont understand my vision. But it most have sold something to get to number one. All im f***** sayin is that no-one likes us.And those radio stations never played my song.F***** wimps. Wouldnt that be on account of the swearing? Oh yeah but they just didnt understand the message in the song And that was? To keep on rollin' baby.Damn youre f***** slow.I mean no-one likes us and no-one gets my message.I mean take the video for "My Way".That was a serious f***** video.Everyone thinks its funny.The director was an a**hole Didnt you direct the video? Shutup .You just dont get the f***** message.You're the person that gets to ask "Why?" and thats bull**** man. Whatever. Dont f*** with me.Just give me something to break.Nobody can f*** with Fred Durst ,I mean Limp Bizkit. So anyway, what about accusations that you have sold out.How does that make you feel?Do other accusations such as ,the fact that you are a whiney ,self-centered ,fake have any relevance at all? OH YEAH.THATS TRUE.... Yes you said it .This is the scoop that I have been waiting for .No more stealing clothes from Oxfam.Im going to hit the big time. I WAS BEING F****** SARCASTIC YOU A**HOLE.IM GONNA BREAK YOU GOOD............ Interview terminated. Due to Mr.Durst's actions I have been able to purchase a tape recorder so now I dont have to record the interviews on my sister's old barbie singalong ghettoblaster. Joe Nobody interviews....... Thom Yorke of Radiohead So Thom ,can I call you Thom? I have evolved past names but yes you may call me Thom Ok..........So what sort of things can we expect from the new record after the success of "Kid A"? Well ,instead of singing vocals ,I will be farting into the microphone and instead of using instuments we will use the sound of a heart beating.Its all one step further from "Kid A" Thats great.So will you be planning to make any actual music soon? Music is such a trapping term .I prefer to call it art.We create art. I prefer to call it crap. What was that ? Nothing. Oh come on you can share with me lets be civilised. Look man don't try to force your hippy ,homo ideas upon me.If I wasnt gettin paid to this I'd be down at the Limp Bizkit concert throwing rocks at Fred Durst. Ok Now, on with the questions.What was the point of "Kid A"? Well subconciously......... Whoa ,you lost me.In spite of that use of that word over three syllables I have to end this interview.Any last words? Well- Thats great. Interview terminated. Joe Nobody interviews.......... Courtney Love So Ms.Love,can I call you Courtney? (Ms.Love confers with her lawyers)No you may not and if you do I will sue your f****** a**. Ok.............So hows the new Hole album coming? (Lawyer)She doesnt have to answer that Ok............Then how about the rumour that you have replaced all the band members? (Lawyer)She doesnt have to answer that. So, you are the spokesperson for the "Freedom of Journalists" organisations yet we have seen on a number of occasions how you have refused to answer simple ,lame a** questions,blocked documentaries about Kurt and verbally assaulted chat show hosts. (Lawyer)Could you get to the question before I sue. Ok............I was getting to that.Why you? Because Im charming and I'm so great and- Thats great. But- Next question.You killed Kurt ,didnt you? (Lawyer)I am stopping this interview now and suing your a**. For what.I live in the cardboard boxes behind Oxfam. Interview terminated Joe Nobody interviews.......... Marilyn Manson So Marilyn ,what is the overall message of "Holy Wood"? Well it is the way I percieve the post-modernism of antidisestablishmentariansim and how it affects the euthanasia culture of today. Euthawhat? It means- I dont care.You have used too many big words which will both cofuse and anger my captive audience as well as me.Any last words? - Hahahaha.I slay me.You suck.Ahahahahaha- At this point Mr.Manson attempted to crucify me.I kicked his stupid gothic ass.Mwuhahahaha. Suggestions for who Joe Interviews will be gratefully accepted These events may not have taken place and may be just be how my twisted mind percieves these over rated ,over paid,self glorified ,losers. |
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