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WWF titles followed directly by the RAW titles and the song no one knows the words to.. We go inside the Nassau Colosseum in Uniondale, NY for the pyro's less than three weeks away from Judgement Day.

Tag Team Title Match
Edge/Christian (c) w/ aPa vs. ?????
Christian explains that even though they are the fighting champions, they are going to issue another open challenge and that's why the hired the Acolytes. If any team tries to interfere and cost them the titles, the Acolytes are going to beat them up. An ASSHOLE chant starts. Cool. Looks like their finally over as heels. Edge says he realizes Long Island doesn't have the best looking people in the nation so to appease their appetite for good looking faces, they will pose for 6 seconds instead of five for flash photography. Edge then says as long as the Acolytes can stay sober long enough let the open challenge commence. Bradshaw says "Stay Sober, hell, we ain't sober right now." Bradshaw says they'll get a refund if anything happens. Farooq says that way they won't have any remorse when they kick their ass.

Farooq starts on Christian and pummels him before tagging Bradshaw. Bradshaw hits a fall away slam and then backs Christian into the rope. Christian makes the blind tag and Edge comes in with a missle dropkick. Edge puts his head after a whip and pays for it. Bradshaw hits a suplex and gets a two count before the count is broken by Christian. Edge gets up and hits a swinging neckbreaker and tags Christian. E/C hit a double headbutt and Christian gets a near fall. Chrisitian tries to jump off the top, but Bradshaw hits a clothesline from hell. Both guys tag and Farooq starts to beat on Edge. Edge ducks a clothesline from Bradshaw, but Farooq hits a spinebuster. Christian gabs the ring bell and hits Farooq from behind and knocks him out. Bradshaw picks up the ring bell and hits Edge with it in front of the ref.
Winners and Still Tag Team Champions: Edge and Christian via DQ

Post match, Bull Buchanan and Bossman come down and beat on the Acolytes. Bull hits a top rope leg drop on Bradshaw and Bull and Bossman leave the ring.

They go to a video package of what went down on the end of Smackdown. Then to the McMahon-Helmsley lockeroom to show the regime leaving the lockerroom and make their way towards the ring.

-Commercial-

Game rings throughout the arena and outcomes the McMahon-Helmsley regime. HHH starts with the mic. He says first things first and he wants to apologize to everybody for the actions of Earl Hebner. He says we're all aware of the tragedy that has befallen Earl Hebner, but when the WWF has something like that happen, it's flooded with phone calls and cards and Hebner just hasn't been able to respond. A ROCKY chant starts even though Rock's in Egypt. HHH hasn't been able to respond like a true WWF superstar should, but it's not Earl's fault. It's pretty hard to make a phone call back when your jaw is broken and wired shut and it's pretty hard to write back when your eyes are swollen shut. It's not his fault and it truly is a tragedy. HHH says the worst thing is it all could have been avoided had Earl Hebner kept his nose out of other's people's business. As a PSA to everyone else in the WWF, HHH wants to show us what happens when you cross the McMahon-Helmsley regime and Kevind Dunn rolls the footage from last Thursday. HHH says let that be a lesson to anyone who wants to be a hero who wants to stand in his path of regaining the WWF title which brings him to The Rock HHH says Judgement Day is coming and true to form, all truths will be told at Judgement Day. HHH says it will be him and Rock 1-on-1 at Judgement Day with the title on the line. This time, there will be no Stone Cold Steve Austin, there will be noLinda McMahon and there will be no Earl Hebner. HHH proposes to up the ante and seperate the men from the boys. HHH says he wants to go to the one place very few people in the business will ever go. He's talking about in an Iron Man Match. 60 minutes most pinfalls win.* HHH goes on for a couple more minutes talking about nothing important.

Vince grabs the mic and barely gets a word out when the countdown begins and Break The Walls Down hits. Out comes Chris Jericho. Welcome to Raw is Jericho. Jericho tells VAnce McMahon to allow him to apologize for last Thursday. Jericho says everyweek Shane is referred to by these fans by a name that rhymes with wussy and Steph is a dirty, bottom feeding, trash bag ho. Even Big Mac who is the head of one of the biggest empires in the world. Jericho says that he is a multi-billionaire, but he did it to make up for the fact that he has a very small penis. Jericho says it's ok because it's not his fault. Vince says there's not a damn thing stopping them from coming out there and kicking his ass. As the regime starts to leave the ring, the missle starts to drop and out comes the Dudleyz, Rikishi and Big Show Vince says once again, Jericho is misinformed because everyone knows Vince has a set of grapefuits down there and grapefruits grow on trees and every tree has a trunk and by the end of the night, Jericho is going to wish he was dangling from Vince's trunk. Tonight, Jericho is going to defend the IC title against Kurt Angle and Vince guarantees him he will not leave the arena with the title.

Shane asks Big Show what he's even doing down here. Shane asks if he is supposed to feel sorry for him? Shane says Show is acting like a fool coming out as all these different characters. Tonight, one way or another, Shane and Show are going to settle this.

Vince takes the mic back and says as far as the Dudleyz are concerned, there's going to be a table match tonight. The Dudleyz vs Gerald Brisco. Toinght, Rikishi is going 1-on-1 with the first ever IC champion, Pat Patterson. Vince says if you think these matches are a little unusual, remember, there is a fine line between mental and genius and before tonight is over, everyone in this arena will know what kind of a genius Vince is.

*The last and only other Iron Man match was at Wrestlemania 12 when Shawn Michaels defeated Bret Hart 1-0 in overtime to win his first WWF Title

-Commercial-

Army Men World War....Chris Jericho winning theIC Title last week on Smackdown

Intercontinental Title Match
Kurt Angle vs. Chris Jericho (c)
Angle says he is honored that the McMahon-Helmsley regime has picked him to take the IC title from Y2J tonight. On a personal note, Kurt is honored to defend the honor Stephanie. He says Stephanie poses something unfortuantely is something the people in Long Island could never poses and that is class. When Jericho insults Steph, he insults everything that is pure and good about society today.

They start with a collar/elbow that Angle turns into a headlock. Angle gets a knockdown with a shoulder block then Jericho gets a knockdown with the same move. Jericho chops Angle into the corner and Angle fights back with a rake of the face. Angle tosses Jericho into the top turnbuckle. Jericho hits a back body drop over the top rope. As Angle gets on the apron, Jericho hits a springboard dropkick to knock him back down. Jericho misses a baseball slide, but moves out of the way and Jericho bites the stairs. Back in the ring, Jericho gets crotched on the turnbuckle and Angle goes up for a super belly-to-belly suplex and gets a two count. Angle bounces Jericho's head off the turnbuckle then beats him down. Angle puts the boot to Jericho's throat. Angle gets a two count with a suplex. Angle then applies a reverse chinlock to Jericho. Jericho busts out of it with elbows to the gut then hits a double underhook back breaker and gets a near fall. Angle hits a modified northern lights and gets another near fall. Jericho with a spinning heel kick followed with a couple boots to the midsection. Jericho knocks Angle back down with another dropkick then gets a near fall after a bulldog. Jericho chops Angle and get an irish whip reveresed. Jericho hits a belly-to-belly overhead suplex for another near fall. Side suplex by Angle followed by an attempt of the olympic slam. Jericho falls out and looks to put on the Walls of Jericho. Jericho has it applied in the middle of the ring and Angle taps out.
Winner and Still Intercontinental Champion: Chris Jericho

In the back, Shane gets attacked by Big Show and Show asks if he wants a match. Shane asks if he's crazy. Shane says he did exactly what he wanted to do and piss Show off and bring out the Big Show. Tonight, Show has a chance to become a champion again. Tonight, Show has a chance to go after the IC title with the help of Shane-o-mac. Shane's phone rings and says he has to go because it's his stockbrocker. Show says he's going to get dressed

-Commercial-

European Title Match
Eddie Guererro (c) w/Chyna vs. Godfather w/hos
Godfather does his speil then starts talking to Chyna. Godfather says Chyna was smoking when Lita ripped off her dress at Backlash. Godfather said he'd give up all his hos if Chyna would join the ho train. Chyna asks Godfather if he really thinks she's that beautiful and if she's really that hot. Chyna asks if he's really willing to give up all the hos for her. Chyna says she don't give a damn so take the hos.

Godfather gets the first major offense with a hip toss then picks Eddie up for a big boot. Godfather throws Eddie in the corner then puts the boot s to his midsection. Godfather picks Eddie up for a scoop slam and Eddie gets right back up. Godfather puts him down with the same move. Eddie gets up again, and Godfather hits a back body drop. Eddie calls time out and crawls towards Chyna. Godfather drags him back to the middle of the ring and spreads the wings and drops his head in Eddie's crotch. Eddie crawls towards the corner and Godfather hits teh ho train. Godfather gets distracted by Chyna and D'Lo comes out and hits the Sky High. Eddie gets up and hits a missle drop kick from the top and gets the cover.
Winner and Still European Champion: Eddie Guererro via missle drop kick

Dudleyz are shown walking towards the ring with a table.

-Commercial-

Table Match
Dudley Boyz vs. Gerald Brisco
The Dudleyz bring their own table and set it up next to the ring. Brisco comes out to Real American and rips his shirt off to reveal...the Brisco Bros T-Shirt. Brisco says before he single handely kicks both their asses by himself, he's going to introduce his partners. T & A Test meets D-Von in the aisle and Albert does the same with Buh-Buh. Test gets dropped on the barricade and Brisco goes to work. In the ring, D-Von gets thrown into the corner and Test throws Albert into him. Test continues with the rights and then hits a tilt-a-whirl side slam and tags Birsco. D-Von makes the tag and Brisco hits a drop toe hold. Buh-Buh gets up and Brisco hits the big boot leg drop combo. Brisco goes for a crossbody, but gets caught. Buh-Buh draws in T & A and the Dudleyz hit the double team headbutt. D-Von gets whipped into the ropes and Albert grabs his leg. Brisco takes advantage and hits a double arm suplex. Test tagged in and he knocks D-Von down with an elbow. Test kicks down D-Von in the corner and tags in Albert. Albert picks up where Test left off then whips D-Von across the ring. D-Von gets the boot up then hits a clothesline. Buh-Buh tagged in and he hits a samoan drop on Test and a Buh-Buh cutter on Albert. Brisco tries to attack, but he gets hip tossed then thrown over the top. Buh-Buh goes out for the table, but Albert cuts him off. The table is in the ring and Test puts the boot to D-Von's face. Test sets up the table and tries to gutwrench D-Von through the table. D-Von falls out and whips Test. Buh-Buh back in the ring, and 3-D on Test through the table for the win.
Winners: Dudley Boyz via 3-D

Buh-Buh grabs Brisco, but out comes DX. Tori gets in Buh-Buh's face and X-Pac low blows him from behind. Brisco goes out and gets another table and puts it in the ring. DX sets up the table and they put buh-Buh on it. Brisco goes to the top rope and drove Buh-Buh through the table. DX and Brisco celebrate to Real American

Someone explain to me why Test would work for the McMahon-Helmsley Regime after Stephanie broke off their engagement and married HHH. Does that makes sense to anyone else?

Jericho is shown walking to the ring then Shane and Show are shown walking backstage.

-Commercial- (Does that Judgement Day commercial remind anyone else of Nightmare on Elm Street?)

Intercontinental Title Match
Chris Jericho (c) vs. Big Show w/Shane
Jericho comes out looking tired and stumbling down the ramp. This is his second title defense in less than an hour. Jericho starts off with forearm smashes, but Show htis a clothesline and then knocks Jericho out of the ring. Show hits a headbutt followed by a forearm to the back and throws Jericho back in. Jericho gets up and hits a baseball slide. He then goes for a crossbody over the top, but gets caught and Show throws him back in. Show elbows Jericho in the corner. Jericho moves out of the way of a splash and then hits a missle drop kick. Jericho hits the lionsault, but Show kicks out. Jericho hits the ropes and Show hits a gorilla press slam. Show signals for teh showstoppa and what happened in the lockerroom is shown earlier tonight. What we didn't see earlier was Shane said he has Show brainwashed. Shane has him wrapped around his little finger. Show gets mad and goes after Shane. They go up the ramp and into the back.
Winner and Still Intercontinental champion: Chris Jericho via countout

Post match, Show is shown still chasing shane and Shane ducks into a limo and leaves the building. Vince and Steph are then shown and Vince says that is the first time Shane has drove himself anywhere. Steph says Jericho is still the champion and she reminded Vince he guaranteed Jericho would not be the champion. Vince said he did say that so let's see how Jericho does in his title defense against Chris Benoit

A promo is shown saying Kid Rock is coming to Raw. Huh?

-Commercial-

Too Cool vs. Bull Buchanan/Big Bossman
Scotty and Bull start with a collar/elbow. Scotty gets backed into the corner and Bull goes to work on the midsection. Scotty ducks out and hits some rights. Scotty goes over the rope and chokes Bull on it. Scotty hits a flying crossbody and gets a nearfall. Sexay tagged in and they dance and knock Bull down for the double team elbow. Sexay gets his eyes raked and Bull makes the tag. Bossman goes for a hip toss, but Sexay counters and hits a neckbreaker. Sexay dances a little, but Bossman gets the last laugh with a big boot. Bull tagged in and he hits the springboard clothesline then the ax kick. Bull covers, but Scotty interrupts. Bull hits a scoopslam and goes to the top, but Sexay gets the boot up. Both guys make the tag and Scotty cleans house. Scotty goes for a crossbody on Bossman, but gets caught. Sexay drop kicks Scotty on top of Bossman for a two. Sexay takes Bossman out and Scotty hits the bulldog. Scotty sets up the W-O-R-M and hits it. Bossman gets back in the ring and hits Scotty from behind. Bossman and Bull double team Scotty. Bossman hits the Bossman slam, but Tim White has his back turned. Sexay hits the hip hop drop and pulls Scotty on top of Bossman.
Winners: Too Cool via hip hop drop

Post match, Bull and Bossman try to punish Too Cool for the win, but The Acolytes make the save and chase Bull and Bossman to the back. Scotty and Sexay get up and dance. The sparklers on the ring post are a nice touch.

Saturn and Malenko are shown arguing backstage. Malenko says they're even now, but Saturn disagrees. Benoit steps in and tells the two to put the stuff on the backburner. They've been through too much together to fight now. Eddie comes in and tells them their real problem is they're frustrated. He'll ask Chyna to help him out. Eddie says Saturn is as taleneted as the rest of them and if he's nice enough to Dean, maybe he'll get a title shot.

-Commercial-

Dean Malenko/Perry Saturn vs. Hardyz
I know the Hardyz have to sell t-shirts, but they don't look as tough wearing them to the ring. Saturn and Malenko attack while the Hardyz go for their pop on the ring posts. Malenko and Matt start in the ring and Matt hits a scoop slam on Dean. Jeff tagged in and he goes to the other rope. The Hardyz hit the Event Omega and get a two count before Saturn pulls Jack Doan out. Jeff goes to jump off Matt's back, but Saturn catches him. Malenko tagged in a gets a near fall then he tags Saturn back in. Gutwrench into the turnbuckle by Saturn. Saturn goes climbs the rope but Jeff throws him off. Jeff hits a sky twistying press to knock Saturn down then both guys make the tag. Matt hits a backbody drop on Malekno then he throws Saturn out. Jeff runs the barricades and hits a clothesline on Saturn. Matt hits a top rope elbow on Malenko then hits the twist of fate. Jeff goes up and Saturn knocks him off. Malenko puts the cloverleaf on Matt and Jeff gets pushed into Malenko. Saturn goes to kick Jeff, but Jeff moves and Saturn ends up hitting Malenko. Jeff hits the Swanton on Malenko and Matt covers him for the win.
Winners: Hardyz via Swanton

Post match, Malenko and Saturn stare each other down and Eddie and Chyna come down. Eddie and Chyna get knocked down and Saturn and Malenko start fighting in the ring.

Patterson is shown talking to Brisco and says he hopes Mr. MacMahon has something up his sleeve because he don't want to be in the ring with Rikishi alone.

-Commercial-

Rikishi Phatu vs. Pat Patterson
Isn't it time Rikishi gets his own music? Patterson, like Brisco, comes out to Real American. JR informs us Patterson is actually from Montreal. McMahon comes out and tells them to wait a minute. Even though Patterson didn't ask for any help, Vince is gonna give him some. Patterson's tag team partners are Road Dogg and X-Pac Patterson tries to get a cheap shot in, but it didn't effect Rikishi. Rikishi puts both X-Pac and Road Dogg in the corner then backed that ass up. X-Pac hit a spinning heel kick. Road Dogg hit the shake rattle and roll and Patterson is tagged in. Patterson goes to the top, but Rikishi gets up and crotches him. Road Dogg and X-Pac both get a superkick. Rikishi whips Patterson into the corner and backed that ass up again. Road Dogg gets knocked down and X-Pac sneaks in with a heel kick to knock Rikishi down. Patterson goes out for a steel chair. X-Pac and Road Dogg hold Rikishi and Patterson hit him with the chair.

Post match, X-Pac low blows Rikishi to get him down in the corner. Patterson says it's his turn and he takes his shirt off and drops his pants. Sometime earlier tonight, Patterson crapped his pants cause there was a big skid mark. Patterson gave Rikishi the stink face then Too Cool comes down and makes the save.

-Commercial-

RC Edge Maximum Power....Tazz confronting Benoit in the parking lot and Benoit slamming Tazz's arm in the door.

Michael Cole interviews Chris Benoit. Benoit says Chris Jericho will get his tonight. It doesn't matter how many matches Jericho's had or howw many excuses Jericho has, that title is Benoit's. No one will stop Benoit from doing what he is about to do to the man who gave him the black eye.

Kevin Kelly interview Chris Jericho. Jericho says he don't know about exhausted, but he's going through hell tonight. As for guarantees, Jericho says Shane is still that word that rhymes with wussy, Stephanie is still a brutal, bottom feeding, trash bag ho, and Vinne Mac still has a small penis.

Shane comes back and asks the limo driver if the Big Show is gone. They say yes and he walks back into the arena

-Commercial-

As Lilian Garcia starts the ring announcements, GAME hits and HHH comes out in a referee shirt. He says he will be the troubleshooting referee on the outside.

Intercontinental Title Match
Chris Jericho (c) vs. Chris Benoit
They start with a drop toe hold by Jericho then Jericho puts Benoit in the corner. Jericho chops Benoit then drives his knees into Benoit's midsecion. Benoit gets co

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