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Courtney Cox is backstage telling her Husband David Arquette that he isn't a wrestling, and needs to give it up, because he is going to get hurt. . .David yells at her, saying he is the heavyweight champion of the world.

We look at scenes from Thunder, like Sting and Vampiro, Arquette winning the title, Russo taking Liz.

A white vehicle pulls into the arena and is stopped by a white Limo, where Arquette, Kanyon and DDP stand off against Bischoff, Russo, Awesome, Kidman and Jarrett…A black car runs into the limo, and Hogan gets out and starts brawling with Russo and Company.

The scene cuts into the arena, where it looks as if Nitro now has rocket pyro…hmmm.

Match 1 Hardcore Match

Crowbar vs. Norman Smiley/Mystery Partner

Smiley comes out, with his partner who is a bulldog mascot or something. Crowbar quickly goes to stomp Smiley, then Crowbar goes to take the head off the mystery partner, but he can't get it off, Crowbar goes back to work on Norman, running into the ropes, Crowbar jumps over Norman and hits him with a trashcan. Norman body presses Crowbar onto the garbage cans. Crowbar and Smiley brawl on the outside, Crowbar turns his attention from Norman and hits a lid over the partner's head. Smiley comes back up against Crowbar, and takes him out with a chair. Norman goes at Crowbar with the trash lid, but Crowbar gets his leg up, and waffles Smiley. Crowbar hits the big splash from the top of the apron on Smiley. The partner is stuck inbetween the ropes with his head. Crowbar goes for a dive outside the ring, but Norman hits him with a chair before he gets out. Crowbar hits Smiley with a kendo stick, Crowbar goes for the big wiggle on the mascot, and Smiley comes up to do the wiggle on Crowbar…The two men hit a double cross body block, the partner gets out, and has a kendo stick, Crowbar blinds the mystery partner with Norman's jersey, and takes him out with a stick and garbage can. Crowbar scoop slams Norman, and then follows up going to the top rope, Norman knocks him down, and then climbs the top rope with Crowbar and sends him down with a great move, Norman trips over the mascot, and then rolls up Crowbar to get the win. We don't quite find out who the partner is as Norman and the Mascot do the big wiggle in the ring.

Winners: Norman Smiley/Mystery Partner

Tony tells us that David Arquette has something to tell us concerning the World Title tonight, Hudson talks about how this isn't Scream 4, this isn't acting, it's Pro-Wrestling, and Madden comments that people will hurt Arquette to get that title.

Backstage, Arquette is telling DDP he doesn't deserve to be the world champion, DDP wont take the title back.

Jarrett, Russo and Co. are walking to the ring.

Team Package is walking to the ring.

On the set of "3,000 Miles to Graceland" Courtney was telling Arquette that he needs to give up the title, "Kurt" comes up to tell Courtney they need to work on their love scene, and Courtney says that David is the WCW World Champ. Kurt laughs, and walks away, David goes to hit him with a chair.

-Commercial Break-

Shawn Stasiak is backstage talking to a woman about how he is perfect in every sport, and that tonight he is going to break the world record in Free Throw Shooting.

"The F'n Cheap rip-off of Twisted Sister's "Were not gonna take it"" Starts up, and David Arquette and DDP and Kanyon come out.

David: "Hey Birmingham AL, THE HOMETOWN OF MY WIFE COURTNEY, I can't tell you how much of a dream come true it is for me to have this belt, the best is the way the fans have treated me, listen, I understand that I'm an entertainer, not a sports-entertaining, after talking to Dallas and Kanyon, I'm going to get rid of the belt, I don't deserve it, maybe Booker T deserves it, but I don't deserve it, now, I'm going to relinquish this belt, and put it up for grabs between DDP and Jeff Jarrett in the Three Tiered cage match at Slamboree."

Jarrett's music starts up, as Arquette and friends are leaving the ring, Kimberly and Liz and them come to the ring, they handcuff Liz to the ring.

Jarrett: "Who made you commissioner slappy? We make the rules around here, see the way I see it, is you decided to cross that line, you decided to step into the ring, you decided to be s sports entertainer, and that's what you're going to be"

Bischoff: "You're absolutely right, you should have never stepped into this ring, but you did and now you're the WCW Champion, now it's time that you act like one, so here's the deal, at the request of Mr. Jarrett, Russo and I have agreed, at Slamboree, your skinny little rear end, is going to be in the ring with Mr. Jarrett and DDPuke on Sunday"

Luger runs into the ring, and chases Russo out of the ring, Russo goes through the crowd, Security who was paid off by Russo tries to stop Luger.

Bischoff: "Well, where was I before I was so rudely interrupted, see, Commissioner Arquette, I think you need a little tune up for your big match at Slamboree, tonight, a little one on one action, Singles competition between yourself and Tank Abbott"

Tank Abbott comes out, smiling all the way down to the ring.

DDP: "Bischoff, you don't really have to work at being an asshole do you, it comes natural to you, Arquette ain't getting in the ring with Abbott"

Abbott: "Hold it there Page, am I talking to you Abbott, I don't think so"

Abbott and Page get in a brawl, Jarrett and Kanyon fight, Bischoff and Arquette fight, security runs in and helps out Abbott, Jarrett and Bischoff…Abbott tells DDP that they can go tonight, If DDP wins Arquette gets away easy, if Abbott wins, then he is going to rip Arquette's head off.

-Commercial Break-

Shawn Stasiak is still shooting free throws, but he misses one.

Bischoff is talking to Hugh Morrus, he tells him that he is going to be in a three way dance with Jarrett and Steiner.

Match 2

Table Match

Horace Hogan vs. The Wall

Wall and Horace battle on the ramp, Horace brings Wall down off the top rope, Horace hits a death valley driver on The Wall, while Miss Hancock comes down to observe. Horace has the table in the ring, he sets the table up, and goes to get Wall, he lifts Wall up for a suplex, and Billy Kidman runs into attack Hogan, Wall hits the Big Boot to the face of Hogan and then Chokeslams him through the table.

Winner: The Wall

Post match, the Wall and Kidman beat on Horace…Not for long though, as Hulk Hogan rushes the ring, Mike Awesome runs into the ring behind Hogan, and distracts him enough for Wall and Kidman to get back in, Hogan takes on all three men, but Awesome takes him down. Wall hands Awesome a table, Wall and Kidman lay Hogan on the table, Hogan gets off, and beats on Awesome on the top rope. Awesome is dazed, but Kidman hits Hogan with whack, Awesome hits an Awesome Top Rope powerbomb on Hogan through the table.

Snowy footage from a graveyard is shown of Vampiro, he's telling Sting about his dream, his home, he sniffs the grave multiple times, and invites Sting to come and play, he says "Curiosity killed the scorpion"

-Commercial Break-

Russo runs out, dragging Liz behind.

Russo: "Cut the music, Lex, I'm going to make this short and sweet, I don't sweat you Lex, and I'm not going to hide from you all night, but tonight, I am calling you out in this ring, and Lex, I promise you one thing, I will rack your ass".

Russo is leaving the ring, and Jarrett's music starts up again, out comes the Chosen One.

Match 3:

Jeff Jarrett vs. Scott Steiner vs. Hugh Morrus

Steiner: "Like I see anymore signs like this, I'm going to come out here and do what I do best, and that's kick white trash, trailer park ass! The first time I ever liked Alabama was when I left it".

Morrus runs into the ring, and Steiner and Jarrett stomp him right away, they double team Morrus by whipping him into the ropes, and knocking him down with a double shoulder block. Jarrett calls to the crowd as Steiner works on the midsection of Morrus with rapid fire kicks. Jarrett goes for the pin on Morrus, and Steiner doesn't like that, Jarrett goes for a kick at Morrus' head. Jarrett goes for the Stroke, but Steiner cuts Jarrett off and hits a suplex on him, Morrus goes up to the top rope, and goes for the No Laughing Matter, but Jarrett moves out of the way, Jarrett goes out on the floor, Steiner slaps the Steiner recliner on Morrus, but Jarrett is in the ring and hits the Guitar on Steiner, Morrus gets his hand over Steiner, for the cover and win. The "Misfits in Action" (Chavo, Van Hammer, Lash) run in to celebrate with Hugh.

Winner: Hugh Morrus

Sting is in the graveyard, looking for Vampiro.

-Commercial Break-

The Misfits in Action are celebrating backstage, Bischoff runs back and fires them all.

Liz is telling Russo that he disgusts her.

Sting is walking around in the graveyard, Sting doesn't realize that Vampiro is right behind Sting with the Camera. They see each other, and Sting runs after Vampiro, Vampiro runs away.Sting jumps off a ledge, and Vampiro hits Sting with a shovel, Vampiro continues to hit Sting multiple times with the shovel, Vampiro gets another shovel and hits sting again…Vampiro goes to pick up a tombstone, and breaks it over the head of Sting, and knocked Sting into an open grave…Sting asked before, who Vampiro was and Vampiro says "The Monster you should have been" a flashlight shines into the grave, and Sting is unconscious, Vampiro walks away…We go back to the grave, where Sting's hand sticks out of the open hole.

-Commercial Break-

Footage of moments ago is shown, when Sting got knocked into the grave.

Flair is talking to Luger backstage, Flair is telling Russo to look at Luger.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" starts playing, and DDP comes out.

Match 3

Diamond Dallas Page vs. Tank Abbott

DDP goes right at Abbott, they exchange punches, Tank knocks DDP down with those vicious rights and lefts of his. Page goes to the corner and pulls himself up. Bischoff and Kimberly are watching in the back. Back in the ring, Abbott throws DDP out of the ring, and Page gets Abbott out, and they brawl on the ringside area. Kanyon and Arquette try to run out to help DDP, but they are locked in their room, they watch DDP get massacred on a monitor. DDP and Abbott brawl into the crowd, and then back out, Jarrett is in the crowd and hits DDP with a sucker punch, Tank Abbott hits his vicious right hand on DDP, and gets the win.

Winner: Tank Abbott

Arquette gets VERY worried in the back.

-Commercial Break-

The paramedics are taking DDP away in the back.

In a lockerroom, Awesome and Hogan are brawling around.

Kidman comes out with a mic, "You know a simple thank you from you people would be nice, Thanks Billy, for taking Hulk Hogan and wiping *********, Thanks Billy for taking his nephew and kicking the crap out of him, and Thanks Billy for showing us what the New Blood is all about, well I'm going to tell you what it's all about, it's about taking the "heroes" of this business, guys like Hogan, Sting and Nash…You guys just don't get it, I'm the future! SHOW SOME RESPECT…Taking those names like Nash, and exposing them for the washed up pieces of trash that they are…I'm just not going to talk anymore, you wish you were that lucky. Well Hogan, everyone knows that at Slamboree, with Eric Bischoff counting the 1,2,3 again, but tonight, if anyone in the back wants a piece of Billy Kidman, then come on out, any old or crippled man, Hogan you have any relatives here?"

Terry Taylor is backstage, giving directions to Kevin Nash, to the ring.

The Wolf Howls, and Big Kevin Nash comes out. Kidman goes right after Nash in the ring, but Nash just easily knocks him down. . .Nash hits the knee thrusts in the corner, and then hits a huge back elbow on Kidman. Nash sizes Kidman up and then smashes into the corner of the ring, Nash hits a throwing slam on Kidman. Nash takes his foot and puts it on Kidman's neck in the ring…Konnan and Rey Mysterio run in the ring and beat on Kevin Nash, Kidman gets back up, and Konnan throws Kidman away, the announcers say that Konnan and Rey didn't work for WCW anymore, Nash puts everyone down, he totally wipes out Rey Rey with a big boot, Nash and Kidman. Konnan tries to get back in, Rey does too, Kidman regroups on the announce table…Kidman and Rey Mysterio escape, and Nash chases after them backstage, Rey falls down as he runs away, Nash is still following They get into a low rider, and Nash stops them as they get backed up in traffic…

-Commercial Break-

Russo comes out, and tells Ric Flair that he will interfere at Slamboree, and he looks forward to 5 minutes of kicking his ass. Russo tells Luger that if he can beat him tonight, then Luger can have the key to Liz…Liz tells Russo to kiss her Kentucky Ass. Russo calls Luger out.

Luger comes out with Flair, but The Franchise and Buff Bagwell come out and pull Flair away. Luger gets in the ring, despite mass security, Luger pushes them all away, the guards pull the mace out and spray it on Luger, they cuff Luger. Russo waves the security off, Douglas goes for a low blow headbutt on the "Small Package". Bagwell plants Luger into the mat with a DDT, Russo tells Liz to finish Luger, but she whacks Russo with the bat, Liz runs to the back before Buff and Shane can stop her. Kronic comes out, and tries to get to Russo, they beat on all the security guys, but Russo has ran away. Kronic hits their double chokeslam on some scurity guys, but the Cops are in, the Cops mace Kronic, and that stops them.

Arquette is irate backstage, Kanyon is telling him to relax, Arquette is scared as to what Abbott is going to do to him.

-Commercial Break-

Kevin Nash is backstage, beating on a truck with a crowbar, Konnan is dead on the inside of the car, and Rey is trying to hide under another car.

Russo is chasing Kronic out of the building as the cops load Kronic into a cop car.

Vampiro walks out, with a mic. He gets in the ring, and thinks he's destroyed Sting. . ."Tonight the hunter has become the hunted. Tonight the predator has become the prey, Sting walked along the lines of Good and Evil, and he was in my arms like a new born baby, yeah Sting, I live for that kind of fear, I'm your anti-hero Sting, I have decided your destiny and sealed your fate, because I am the monster you should have been, tonight Sting found out I am the one and only true darkness.. . .The lights go out, and Seek and Destroy starts blaring, a Crow is on the Nitro Vision perch. . .Sting descends from the rafters, and hits Vampiro with a bat, he beats Vampiro from pillar to post, and hits him straight to hell with the bat, Vampiro can mount no offense on Sting, as he keeps attacking with the bat, Sting walks out of the ring, but then gets back in, for some more, Sting hits a homerun on the chest of Vampiro.

Tank Abbott is walking to the ring backstage, as is Kanyon and Arquette. Shawn Stasiak is still shooting free throws, he says he always takes it to the hole.

-Commercial Break-

Russo is yelling at Liz backstage, Liz smacks Russo, and says he doesn't own her contract, Russo says "You watch this" and walks away.

Match 4:

Tank Abbott vs. David Arquette

The ref is sending Kanyon to the back, on the outside, because he has an illegal object. Arquette jumps on Tank's back, but Tank grabs David by the neck and takes him to the corner, Tank turns around, and Arquette hits Tank on the back, Tank picks Arquette up, and slams him to the mat. Arquette gets right back up and charges at Tank. . .DDP gets out of an ambulance and hobbles to the ring. Abbott kicks Arquette who is laying dead in the ring. "Teen Spirit" starts up again, and comes out to the ring and hits the Diamond Cutter, Bischoff tells Jarrett to get out there and stop him, Arquette covers Abbott, and the ref counts, ONE, TWO, THREE.

Winner: David Arquette

DDP carries Arquette out of the ring

-Commercial Break-

We are shown scenes of moments ago, when Jeff Jarrett was supposed to be getting to the ring, Scott Steiner cut him off, and beat him up in return for the guitar shot that Jarrett gave him earlier in the night.

Stasiak is still shooting free throws, but Curt Hennig runs up behind him, and knocks him down.

Match 5:

Mike Awesome vs. Terry Bollea

Awesome charges the ring, and Bollea and Mike exchange punches right from the start, Bollea turns around low blows Awesome. Hogan gets a huge clothesline from Awesome, and Hogan starts walking up the ramp, Awesome follows out, and kills Hogan with a plethora of clotheslines. Hogan gets covered by Awesome after a lariat from the top, and only gets a two count. Hogan goes out and gets a chair, he hits Awesome over the head with a chair a couple of times, and then picks Awesome up and throws him into the steel guardrail. Hogan goes for the strap, and beats over the back of Awesome with it. Awesome gains control of the belt, and whacks Hogan with itHogan hits vicious chops to the chest of Awesome on the outside, he crothches Mike Awesome over the top of the guardrail. Awesome goes over the back of Hogan with a chair Awesome has Awesome in the ring and hits a great move, Hogan kicks out, and starts raining down the right hands on Awesome. Hogan charges the corner and runs right through Mike Awesome. Hogan throws Awesome into the corner, and hits the big boot on Awesome, Kidman is in the ring with a chair, but Hogan kicks it away, and kicks Kidman down. Bischoff is in the ring talking to the ref, Awesome is working on Awesome, Kidman comes off the top rope with a chair. Awesome gets the pin on Hogan.

Winner: Mike Awesome

Hogan is in the ring, and a fan runs in with a Sting mask, and all the red liquid drops down, the whole New Blood comes out to beat on Hogan, everyone stomps on Hogan, as Bischoff walks out and shows his appreciation of the New Blood,

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