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7-2-01
Pat Smith: Welcome to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, For Monday Night Massacre! I am Pat Smith! As you can see Daniel Keith is not with me at this moment due to the fact he was attacked by Outkast. But hey, I was always the better commentator! I can't wait. We are to have some great matches tonight. And it looks as if we might start them now!
1. Hiriaki Koto & Ito Tokiomi -vs- Crusher & Diamond Dogg
Hiriaki and Ito music plays. They come out
PS: Here comes the new tag team of Hiriaki and Ito!
Diamond Dogg's music plays and Dogg and Crusher come out.
PS: The unlikely tag team of Diamond Dogg and Crusher are coming to the
ring.
DING DING!
PS: Diamond Dogg and Ito starts as off.
DD and IT lock up
IT locks DD in a armbar
DD with a couple of back elbows to the head IT
DD runs off ropes and is met with a dropkick by IT
IT picks up DD and does a short-arm clothesline
DD is back up and does a spine bust to IT
DD picks up IT and irish whips him into the turnbuckle
DD puts him IT on the top turnbuckle and does a flipping slam
DD covers
1.................2...............
PS: Hiriaki breaks the count!
DD walks over to tag CR
CR does not want to go in yet
DD turns around and is met by a superkick by IT
IT goes over and tags in HI
PS: The big guy is going in the ring!
HI picks up DD and does side belly-to-belly suplex
HI does a leg drop and covers
1..............2.............
PS: Dogg manage to get the shoulder up!
HI picks up DD and does a backbreaker
HI still holds on and does another backbreaker
HI still holds on and does another backbreaker
PS: Three backbreakers! Diamond Dogg must be broken in half!
HI picks up DD and a body slam
HI runs off the ropes and tries for a big splash but DD rolls out of the way.
PS: Diamond Dogg is going to try and tag in Crusher!
DD reaches CR but CR gives DD a double bird and jumps down from the apron.
CR walks top the back.
PS: Crusher has left Diamond Dogg alone in the ring!
DD turns around and is caught by a spinning neck breaker by HI
DD gets back up and does a chin crusher to HI
HI grabs DD and chokeslams him
HI goes and tags in IT
HI holds DD while IT climbs the turnbuckle
IT goes for a missle dropkick but DD moves out of the way
PS: Ito just missle dropkicked his partner! Hiriaki is down and DD comes up
behind Ito and a does a schoolboy pin! Wait! He has got his feet on the
ropes!
1.............2................3!
DING DING!
PS: Diamond Dogg is your winner! He used the ropes and the ref didn't even
see it! We off to a break.
- Commerical Break
2. Table Match for the European Title: Gothic Warrior -vs- MiniMike (C)
PS: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen! Our next match is a table match for
the European Title!
Gothic Warrior's music hits and Gothic Warrior comes out.
PS: Gothic Warrior has a chance for some gold tonight!
MINIMIKE music plays and MINIMIKE comes out.
PS: The European champion looks ready to defend his gold.
GW attacks MM before the bell.
PS: Gothic Warrior attacks MINIMIKE! He wants that belt!
GW does a snap suplex
GW with a elbow drop
GW with another elbow drop
GW picks up MM
MM with a punch to the face
MM then does a drop toe hold
MM picks up GW and does double arm DDT
PS: Look at MINIMIKE go!
MM picks GW and rakes him across the eyes
MM with a neckbreaker
MM picks up GW and does a reverse DDT
PS: Gothic is not getting in any offense at all!
GW with a punch to the head
MM does a clothesline
MM picks up GW and does a piledriver
MM picks GW and does a bulldog
MM rolls to the outside of the ring
PS: MINIMIKE is getting a table from underneath the ring! He sets it up on
the outside and slides back in the ring.
MM does a gut-wrench powerbomb to GW
MM points to the table and the crowd cheers
MM picks up GW and throws him outside
MM picks up GW and suplexs him through the table
DING DING!
PS: MINIMIKE win! MINIMIKE is still the European Champion! We are off to
another break!
- Commerical Break
3. Undertaker -vs- 2 Dope -vs- Dark Figure 2
PS: Welcome back! We are now ready for our triple threat match. The
Undertaker and 2 Dope are already in the ring. Now we wait for Dark Figure
2!
The lights go out. When they come back on Dark Figure 2 is in the ring.
PS: Whoa! This guy scares me!
DING DING!
UT and 2D lock up
UT body slam 2D
UT then stomps on 2D
2D is back up with a rising clothesline to UT
DF2 comes and does a atomic drop to 2D
DF2 then does a DDT to UT
2D with a ax handle to the back of DF2
2D then does a russian leg sweep to DF2
PS: 2 Dope does a russian leg sweep to Dark Figure 2
UT is back up and big boots 2D
UT then picks up DF2 and headbutts him
UT with a knee to the groin of DF2
2D with a face crusher to UT
2D then locks on a sleeper hold
PS: 2 Dope with a sleeper hold on Undertaker. But Undertaker is not giving
up.
DF2 comes up behind 2D and does a elbow drop on his back
DF2 picks up 2D and does a sidwalk slam
UT comes up behind DF2 and does a full nelson slam
UT picks up 2D and chokeslams him
UT turns around and is met cyclone forearm by DF2
DF2 then picks up UT and throws him over the top rope.
DF2 picks up 2D and powerbombs him
DF2 covers
1...................2...............
PS: Kick out by 2 Dope
DF2 picks up 2D and does a pump handle slam to 2D
PS: What impact! Dark Figure 2 covers!
1...............2.............3!
DING DING!
PS: Undertaker tries to break the pin but is too late!
DF2 grabs UT and does a reverse DDT drop to him
DF2 stands in the middle of the ring
PS: DF2 is just standing there.....Wait! He is going to unmask!
DF2 takes off the mask and it is Destroyer!
PS: It is Destroyer! Destroyer is back in the HEWWF! I can't believe it. We
have to go to a break!
- Commerical Break
4. Number One Contender For The World Title: Archangel Of Might -vs- Dark Figure 1
Joe Durel: Coming down to the ring first, he is from Unknown, Archangel Of Might. (Crowd cheers)
Archangel walks down to the ring and slides in.
Joe Durel: Next, coming down to the ring, he is from Unknown also, The Dark Figure! (Crowd boos)
PS: I am joined back with Daniel Keith. Ha ha ha, you got your ass beat!
DK: Very funny, lets get to the commentating.
PS: Ok!
DK: Lets get this match started, but wait, the Prez Of the HEWWF is standing on the ramp. He is walking our way.
PS: Uh, hi Mr. Prez. What are you here for?
Prez: I have a special announcement.
The Prez hops up onto the ring apron and grabs the mic.
Prez: I have 2 announcements. The first one is that this match will be a No DQ, Pin Falls Anywhere match. The second one is, who ever looses
will LEAVE THE HEWWF!!! So have fun. And the best man shall win.
The crowd is shocked as the Prez sits next to Pat Smith to watch the match.
PS: The Dark Figure comes up from behind Archangel with a closeline to the back of the head.
DK: Dark Figure stomps on Archangel. Now he goes for the pin
1
2
PS: He got his shoulder up.
DK: Way to early for a pin.
PS: Dark Figure picks Archangel up off the floor.
DK: Archangel with some punches to Dark Figures gut but the Dark Figure retaliates with an eye rake.
PS: Dark Figure picks him up again and body slams Archangel. Another pin.
DK: This could be it
1
2..
PS: Kick out.
DK: They both stand up.
PS: Dark Figure whips Archangel into the ropes.
DK: Dark Figure looking for a back body drop.
PS: But Archangel kicks Dark Figure in the face.
DK: Archangel whips himself off the ropes and delivers a big closeline to Dark Figure.
PS: Cover
1
2..
DK: He kicked out.
PS: Archangel goes for the ankle lock.
DK: It is hurting Dark Figure but he wont tap out.
PS: Dark Figure gets to the ropes.
DK: Archangel is arguing with Jim Brown the ref.
PS: Dark Figure with a low blow to Archangel.
DK: Archangel goes down and Dark Figure pins him
1
2.. Archangel gets his foot on the rope.
PS: Archangel rolls to the out side.
DK: Dark Figure follows him.
PS: But wait. Archangel has a chair waiting for the Dark Figure.
DK: The Dark Figure doesnt see it.
PS: Archangel hits the Dark Figure right in the nose. The Dark figure is bleeding.
DK: Archangel swings the chair right into the side of the Dark Figures head.
PS: Archangel lays the Dark Figure face up on the announcers table.
DK: Archangel climbs to the top rope.
PS: Wait just a minute. The Prez is taking off the mask of the Dark Figure.
DK: Who is it, who is it?
PS: Its, its, and its THE CROW!!!
DK: Oh my gosh, it is THE CROW!!!
PS: Archangel jumps and delivers a big splash to The Crow. The table breaks, and so does the Crow and Archangel.
DK: The Prez puts Archangels arm over the Crow.
PS: If the Crow doesnt kick out, he will be banished from the HEWWF.
DK: Jim Brown, the ref is counting.
1
..2
..3.
PS: Archangel has done it. Archangel stays in the HEWWF, but The Crow cannot.
Joe Durel: Your winner, Archangel Of Might!!!
DK: This has been a great match. Up next, the main event for the World title. Mortis will defend the World title to non other than Outkast in a TRIPLE DECK CAGE match. Dont turn that channel, we will be right back.
- Commercial Break
PS: We are ready for our main event!
5. Triple Deck Cage Match For The World Title (who ever gets to the belt on the top cage, gets it and gets out of the bottom cage, wins): Outkast -vs- Mortis (C)
Joe Durel: Coming down to the ring first, he is the challenger, from Unknown, Outkast! (Crowd is mixed)
Outkast walks down to the ring and goes in the first cage.
Joe Durel: Next, coming down to the ring, he is The HEWWF World Champion, from The Local Cemetery, Mortis! (Crowd boos)
Mortis walks down to the ring and walks in the first cage. Mortis circles the ring. The crowd boos.
DK: Mortis turns around to the crowd and yells at them to shut up.
PS: Outkast grabs Mortis by the hair and pulls him into the ring.
DK: Outkast whips Mortis into the corner.
PS: Running closeline.
DK: Outkast tosses Mortis over the top rope and into the first cage.
PS: Ouch, thats got to hurt.
DK: Outkast is waiting for Mortis to get up.
PS: Mortis gets up and Outkast dives head first to Mortis.
DK: Mortis moves out of the way and Outkast goes head first into the cage.
PS: Mortis picks Outkast up and grabs Outkast by the hair.
DK: Mortis is dragging Outkast face on the cage.
PS: Back and fourth.
DK: It looks as if Outkast is the first one to bleed.
PS: Mortis rears back and slams Outkast head into the corner of the cage hard.
DK: Mortis sets Outkast up for a piledriver on the concrete.
PS: Mortis delivers it.
DK: Another piledriver by Mortis.
PS: Oh no, dont do it again Mortis.
DK: Outkast reverses it into a back body drop.
PS: Mortis back must be hurting like hell right now.
DK: So is Outkast head.
PS: This is an all out brawl.
DK: Yes indeed.
PS: Outkast is holding his head.
DK: And he is yelling too.
PS: What an idiot.
DK: Outkast starts to climb.
PS: And here comes Mortis.
DK: Mortis climbs up too.
PS: They are throwing punches.
DK: Mortis kicks Outkast in the groin.
PS: Mortis gives Outkast a suplex.
DK: Mortis climbs to the second cage.
PS: Outkast goes after him.
DK: Mortis kicks Outkast in the head a couple times.
PS: Outkast is still climbing though.
DK: Outkast is climbing to the third cage.
PS: He almost reaches the third cage, Oh no, Mortis pulls Outkast off of it!
DK: Mortis falls to the second cage!
PS: But Outkast falls to the first cage!
DK: Oh my god. I cant believe what I am seeing here.
PS: Mortis gets up slowly.
DK: Outkast is still laying on the top of the first cage.
PS: Mortis is climbing to the top of the third cage.
DK: But wait. Outkast is moving.
PS: Outkast is climbing to the second level.
DK: Now to the third.
PS: He must have some sort of energy boost.
DK: Mortis grabs the belt and raises it as the fans boo him.
PS: But it is not over yet. Mortis still has to get out of the first cage.
DK: Outkast is on the third level. He is just waiting for Mortis to turn around.
PS: Dont turn around Mortis. Dont do it.
DK: Mortis turns around and Outkast spits the BLOOD MIST into Mortis eyes.
PS: Mortis is blinded.
DK: Mortis drops the belt.
PS: Outkast tosses Mortis off the third level cage and on to the concrete floor.
DK: Mortis bones should be shattered into pieces.
PS: Mortis is lying still.
DK: Outkast picks up the belt as the fans cheer.
PS: Outkast is going to win if he gets out of the cage.
DK: Outkast climbs down the third cage.
PS: Now down the second cage.
DK: He is going down the first cage now.
PS: Outkast drops to the floor as his feet collapse on him.
DK: Outkast is crawling to the door.
PS: He grabs the side of the cage and starts to walk to the door.
DK: Outkast is less than a foot away from becoming the NEW HEWWF WORLD CHAMPION, and Mortis has not moved since Outkast tossed him off to the unforgiving concrete.
PS: The paramedics are coming down to the cage now.
DK: One more step and Outkast is the NEW HEWWF WORLD CHAMPION.
PS: Outkast takes that step.
DK: WE HAVE A NEW HEWWF WORLD CHAMPION.
Joe Durel: YOUR WINNER, AND NEW HEWWF WORLD CHAMPION, OUTKAST!!!!!
PS: We have to go.
DK: We will see you for Friday Night Fear in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
PS: Good Night!!!
- The Bevis & Butthead Show Comes On.
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