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Welcome to hell. here you will find horrible stuff like maggots, half alive vicars and people sticking sausages up there ass. but apart from that there is nothing wrong on this website apart from my little sister who is really anoying me now because for some stuiped reason i have got some tampons stuck up my nose.    If you really want to make royal mail angry send a letter to Miss Lucy Lykes The Cock Inn Tillet Hearts pi55 0ff    If you want to make a chip shop angry all you have to do is say ' hi is that the local kebab house' and before the have time to say no, say something like 'ok then i will have 1 donna kebab with large chips, 1 8inch margerita pizza with small chips and 1 cocke and a tizer.' 
if you really want to annoy your local supermarket all you have to do is get your mobile phone and ring them up and say 'hi please could you get me michael hunt on the phone, it is quite urgent, better know as mike.' and then they go 'ok then i will put it on the speakers.' and with out thinkin' they shout out loud on the speakers summit like ' they is someone on the telephone for michael hunt, has any one seen mike hunt' and then they make a complete fool out of them selves Oh by the way if you don't get it you are bit slow, coz mike hunt sounds like my cunt!!! |
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