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A little BrAiN cAnDy
Emily D Poetry
Quotes on Love
Quotes on Everything
MuSiC
My LYRICS
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I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser - Falling for the First Time By Barenaked Ladies The moments you remember are written in time...tiny, little marks the passing seconds made on your heart in hopes you can feel them going by again in the future - By Unknown if i had my life to live over, i'd try to make more mistakes next time. i would relax, i would limber up, i would be crazier than i've been on this trip. i know very few things i'd take seriously any more. i'd certainly be less hygenic... i would take more chances, i would take more trips, i would scale more mountains, i would swim more rivers, and i would watch more sunsets. i would eat more icecream and fewer beans. i would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary ones. oh, i've had my moments, and if i had to do it all over again, i'd have many more of them, in fact i'd try not to have anything else, just moments, one after another, instead of living so many years ahead of my day. if i had it to do all over again, i'd travle lighter, much lighter than i have. i would start barefoot earlier in the spring, and i'd stay that way later in the fall. and i would ride more merry-go-rounds, and catch more gold rings, and greet more people and pick more flowers and dance more often. if i had it to do all over again - but you see, i don't. - By Jorge Luis Borges I would rather have 15 minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special. - By Steel Magnolias Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head. - By Mark Twain How far we travel in life matters far less than those we meet along the way. - By Unknown If tears could build a stairway, and memories were a lane, I would walk right up to heaven to bring you home again. No farewell words were spoken no time to say goodbye you were gone before I knew it, and only God knows why. My heart still aches in sadness and secret tears still flow, what it meant to lose you, no one will ever know. - By Unknown When I was born they threw away the mold. Well, some of it grew back. - By Emo Phillips It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - By Abraham Lincoln Life's a journey not a destination. - By Aerosmith **And, as i was surfing the almighty web, i came across a page that was devoted to quoting the strange things people say.....such as : "I'll find you something to wear, honey. I think the Sporty Chicken is clean." "Eat your peeps... they're a good source of many vitamins which you can only find on the periodic table. Well actually we don't know what the US RDA of Californium is, but if you want to eat some we'll keep an eye on you and let you know!" "So she takes out this tube, which is labeled 'RAT' on one end, and 'ME' on the other, she puts the rat end on the rat's nose, and puts the other end in her mouth and blows into it until the rat wakes up." "Don't try and tell daffodills their business, they know better than you." "But I'm NOT a potato, so you'll never know." "You can't dislocate your ass." "You can't trip a dog--too many legs." "You saying your fuzzy is warmer than mine?" "I'm saying my fuzzy is warmer than it used to be-- I used to have a cold and damp fuzzy which is now warm and dry." "Okay, this is someplace I definitely didn't want to go. Keep your cold damp fuzzy to yourself." "Won't you miss me when I'm gone?" "You? Yes. Your cold damp fuzzy? No." "TO DO: Watch the tree." "My guess is, teeth snapping off, very painful." "You're not old, you're just disgusting." "You grab her feet, I'll grab her head and we'll stuff her into the filing cabinet until she's better." "I covet the dead, bloated, peanut-butter covered racoon!" "Mommy, the hawk ate my nose!" "Don't you think its fun to feel your skull?" "Yeah, it makes you want to see it, but then you think you'd have to peel your skin off, and I don't want to do that." "No, that's no fun at all." "Then you realize 'Yeugh! I'm a skeleton under there!!'" "Quick! Whack that thing with a rock and eat it!" "Ugh! My tongue felt like it was wearing a fur coat!" "I don't know what you're talking about, but to me 'pre-hooters' sounds like something that requires a training bra." "Ugh, this stuff tastes awful! I can't believe I used to drink so much of it." "Oh really?" "Yeah, it tastes like innertube water, or spunkwater. You know, smelly rainwater in an old stump with those wiggly black things living in it?" "Before we were talking about vomit, we were talking about postcards." "I don't remember a rat crawling in your eye or anything." "Sacrificial hot dogs!" "That's a nasty place to be skin." "Its hard to concentrate on your work when you're thinking of tearing your skin off." "Unfortunately I don't have a pen to go with it." "What are all those pens in your desk drawer, then?" "Most of those don't work." "Then, what are they DOING in there?" "Um, they like it in there... No, no, wait! Its a pen magnet--it attracts all the pens in the universe... No, wait! Its a secret pen meeting hall--they're all in there plotting to kill you. I'm sorry dear, I seem to be filling my life with less important things than organizing my pens." "Sir, put the mice down." "I think I'd have some trouble adopting a radioactive kitten." "How much money do I get with the corpse?" |
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