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DON'T SIT AND LAUGH TO JOKES.NEXT TIME, TELL SOME.
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE RAT AND THE SKUNK?
never mind it stinks.
WHY DID THE NUTTY BOY THROW A PIECE OF BUTTER OUT THE WINDOW?
he wanted to see a butterlfy.
WHAT DRIVER DOESN'T HAVE A LICENSE?
a screw driver.
WHERE CAN YOU ALWAYS FIND HEALTH, WEALTH AND HAPPINESS?
in a dictionary.
WHAT IS AN ASTRONAUT'S FAVORITE MEAL TIME?
launch.
WHAT CAN YOU SERVE BUT NEVER EAT?
a tennis ball.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN UMBRELLA AND A PERSON WHO NEVER STOPS TALKING?
the umbrella shuts up.
HOW DOES A PAIR OF PANTS FEEL WHEN IT'S IRONED?
depressed.
WHAT IS A STUPID FLOWER?
a blooming ideot.
WHY DID THE FISH SWIM ACROSS THE SEA?
something fishy was going on.
HOW MANY MONTHS HAVE 28 DAYS?
all of them.
WHAT KIND OF BED IS A 3 SEASON BED?
one without a spring. |
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