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2.0 Weapons
You Can only carry 8 weapons at a time:One fist weapon, one Melee
Weapon, one Pistol Weapon, one Sub-Machine Gun Weapon, one Shotgun
Weapon, one Heavy Machine Gun Weapon, one Explosive Weapon and one
Heavy Weapon.
As for my personal recommendations, I'd say:
Fist:Brass Knuckles
Melee:Chainsaw
Pistol:Colt Python
Sub-Machine Gun:MP5
Shotgun:SPAS-12 Shotgun
Heavy Machine Gun:M4
Rifle:PSG-1
Explosive:Anything other than Nerve Gas(make your own choice, I use
grenades)
Heavy Weapon:Anything other than the M60(Make your own choice, I use
the Rocket Launcher)
The Cool thing is, if you want to store any weapons then just enter either
Leaf Links or The Airport Terminal, then not pick them up outside! They
Stay there!
Weapons below are listed in my ranking, from worst to best IN EACH
CATEGORY, NOT OVERALL. Because in my opinion, the Brass
Knuckles are better than the Screwdriver, yet they are in different
categories.The categories are kinda listed in weakest to best, but
Explosives aren't really all that good.
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2.1 Fist Weapons
The Fist
Description:its your fist! and indeed, your foot, knee and head.
Where Do I find It?:Gee, I don't know......
Vs People:It ain't bad for a suprise attack
Vs Vehicles:It's kinda hard to hit them, but I know you can as I
hit a cop car
+ Points:It's free! and it's always there when you get busted! And
it's cool beating people up
- Points:It isn't powerful at all, against hordes of people with guns
(and especially machine guns) there is only going to be one outcome
Brass Knuckles
Description:it's brass knuckles, on your fist....
Where Do I find It?:Behind your first hideout, Bouncers in the Malibu
Club.
Vs People:Not that bad, better than what unarmed civillians have to
offer in defence anyway.
Vs Vehicles:Not good at all
+ Points:It's cool beating people up, it makes a nice sound when you
hit them, it's powerfuler than the fist
- Points:It isn't powerful at all, against hordes of people with guns
(and especially machine guns) there is only going to
be one outcome
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2.2 Melee Weapons
Screwdriver
Description:It's a tool used for screwing things...
Where Do I find It?:All 3 tool shops ($10)
Vs People:Not really good at all
Vs Vehicles:Erm....
+ Points:It's Cheap!
- Points:It isn't powerful against anything and frankly you'd be
better off sticking with your fist
Meat Cleaver
Description:A nice knife, for cleaving meat, or indeed humans, if
so you wish
Where Do I find It?:All 3 tool shops($50 except in Little Havanna,
it'll cost you $60 there)
Vs People:Slash Slash Slash, But I've seen better
Vs Vehicles:Well.......... erm........ just no.
+ Points:Cheap! Slash Slash Slash!
- Points:It isn't that powerful at all, against hordes of people
with guns(and especially machine guns) there is only going
to be one outcome
Hammer
Description:A tool for hammering nails, or indeed peoples skulls.
Where Do I find It?:All 3 tool shops($20 except in Little Havanna,
it'll cost you $30 there)
Vs People:Not that good, but OK
Vs Vehicles:Heh Nice, Hey mister was that your car window? not
anymore! (not an actual quote)
+ Points:Dirt Cheap, and it hurts vehicles quite a bit too.
- Points:Slow, and melee weapons are always owned by guns anyway
Knife
Description:A nice knife, but not of the meat Cleaving variety
Where Do I find It?:Tooled up, North Point mall($90), I think
Bunch O' Tools has it too.
Vs People:Again, Slash Slash Slash, But I've seen better
Vs Vehicles:Well.......... erm........ just no.
+ Points:Fairly Cheap and erm Slash Slash Slash! and decapitation
is always fun.
- Points:It isn't that powerful but can decapitate people and
against hordes of people with guns(and especially machine
guns) there is only going to be one outcome
Nightstick
Description:Wooden Stick used by cops to beat naughty people.
ie YOU.
Where Do I find It?:Kill Cops, or check the Police Station Locker
Room but you'll get Cops on you either way.
Vs People:Well if the Cops use it, it ain't that bad.
Vs Vehicles:KERSMASH.
+ Points:It hurts people and vehicles alike
- Points:Too slow, not all that powerful
Machete
Description:Big metal choppy thing, use to remove jungle plants,
or heads.
Where Do I find It?:Screw This, Little Havanna($160)
Vs People:It takes their heads off, OK?
Vs Vehicles:You have to continously run into the vehicle for it to
hurt, which it does, kinda.
+ Points:It's a cool thing to have! and it hurts people real bad.
- Points:Kinda hard to hit vehicles in the spot you want to hit
them
Baseball Bat
Description:Large wooden thign, used for hitting home runs, or
indeed pensioners.
Where Do I find It?:Bunch O'Tools in Washington Beach(Don't know
how much, probably $75)
Vs People:Hit them once to floor them, when they're floored, make
that coma permanent
Vs Vehicles:SMASH SMASH SMASH
+ Points:it hurts. Anything.
- Points:Slow
Katana
Description:Big Japanese Sword type thing.
Where Do I find It?:Tooled Up, North Point Mall($300)
Vs People:Nice head you have there, *SLICE*
Vs Vehicles:Again, you need to keep running into them
+ Points:Slice Slice SLICE, and not all that Slow either
- Points:Hard to get cars where you want to, against a lot of
people you have no chance(if they are shooting at you)
Golf Club
Description:Big Metal Pole used for playing golf. And killing.
Where Do I find It?:Get into Leaf Links Golf Club, and find
some golfers.Kill them.Steal their weapon.LAUGH. Or just enter
a caddy
Vs People:It's Coma Time
Vs Vehicles:They won't be vehicles for much longer
+ Points:Long Reach, made out of metal for more damage, costs
nothing
- Points:Too Slow
Chainsaw
Description:BUZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!
Where Do I find It?:Screw This, Little Havanna($600)
Vs People:Mwahahahahahah.Nuff Sed.
Vs Vehicles:Try it, you'll thank me.
+ Points:It's cool.ANYTHING that get's in it's way is likely to
lose an arm or a door.
- Points:Too Expensive for a melee weapon(still dirt cheap tho)
Too Slow
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2.3 Pistol Weapons
Colt .45
Description:Neat little pistol
Where Do I find It?:Ammunations in North Point Mall and Washington
Beach($100) or kill a cop
Vs People:Bang Bang Bang Dead.
Vs Vehicles:I wouldn't even bother, it'd take you quite a while
+ Points:Cheap, quick, and the Cops use it!
- Points:Not enough firepower to cause any problems
Colt Python
Description:It's a Magnum.Yes.
Where Do I find It?:Ammunation in Downtown($2000)
Vs People:One hit wonder.
Vs Vehicles:Not all that good.
+ Points:People = Dead.Including people with body armour
- Points:Cars = Alive. Gun = fairly expensive
***Also, I have noticed a glitch with this weapon. Sometimes, when I
have locked onto a target and press O, Tommy acts in the same way
if I had have fired it(ie the gun jerks up) but doesn't fire.
I don't know why this happens***
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2.4 Sub-Machine Gun Weapons
Tec-9
Description:An extremely poor man's Uzi
Where Do I Find It?:It isn't in the shops.......
Vs People:Well, it's better than Colt .45ing them, I guess
Vs Vehicles:Why Bother? Takes ages, just drive-by people on bikes or pop
people's tires if you want something to do
+ Points:Drive-Bys, erm it also makes a nice sound when you fire it!
- Points:There are 3 better and easier to find Sub-Machine Guns out
there...
Ingram Mac-10
Description:A Sub-Machine gun....
Where Do I find It?:Ammunation in Washington Beach($300)
Vs People:Doesn't take all that long to kill em
Vs Vehicles:Takes quite a while, but drive-bying their tires is
great fun(listen for that satisfying Hiss)
+ Points:Drive-bys! Lots of shots quickly, dirt cheap.
- Points:not really powerful enough to do any major damage
Uzi 9mm
Description:It's been in every GTA Game so far so you should be
used to it by now....
Where Do I find It?:Ammunation, North Point Mall($400)
Vs People:kills em dead quite quickly
Vs Vehicles:fairly damaging
+ Points:Cheap(and only $100 more than the Mac-10), fast, Drive-bys
- Points:Not as powerful as the:
MP5
Description:Nice Sub-Machine Gun.
Where Do I find It?:Ammunation, Downtown($3000) Or kill FBI
Vs People:heheheheheh.
Vs Vehicles:In drive-bys, say bye bye to the other cars.
+ Points:Long range, quick, kills anything in seconds
- Points:Expensive/Dangerous to aquire, hard to hit vehicles when
on foot.
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2.5 Shotgun Weapons
Shotgun
Description:An originally titled gun.
Where Do I find It?:Ammunation, Washington Beach($500) or enter a
Cop Car
Vs People:Bang! But at a distance, Bang! Bang!
Vs Vehicles:Kills em efficiently
+ Points:Kills things easily, at close range will kill crowds,
cheap.
- Points:Way too slow, at a distance isn't effective at all
Stubby Shotgun
Description:Sawn-Off Shotgun
Where Do I find It?:Ammuntation, North Point Mall($600)
Vs People:It Kills them
Vs Vehicles:These won't last forever
+ Points:Cheap, wide dispersal of bullets meaning at close range
will elimate ALL.
- Points:At a distance is as effective as a feather duster, slow
to reload
SPAS-12 Shotgun
Description:Nice looking and sounding shotgun.
Where Do I find It?:Ammunation, Downtown($4000)
Vs People:What People?
Vs Vehicles:Which Vehicles?
+ Points:Kills anyone just like that, reloads very fast, Crowd
control.
- Points:Expensive, not as effective long range but it still kills
em just as well.
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2.6 Heavy Machine Gun Weapons
Ruger
Description:Machine gun.
Where Do I find It?:Ammunation, Washington Beach ($1000)
Vs People:If you can aim it at their head, then bye
Vs Vehicles:Not too effective
+ Points:Fast, cheap, you can aim wherever you
- Points:No Auto-Aim means bullets are gonna go wide, watch that
ammo count.
M4
Description:Assault Rifle
Where Do I find It?:Ammunation, Downtown($5000)
Vs People:As above, but more effective if you miss and hit their
body
Vs Vehicles:quite nice
+ Points:Bullets fly off at an amazing pace, you can aim wherever
you want.
- Points:Again, no auto-aim.
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2.7 Rifle Weapons
Sniper Rifle
Description:Look at the name.It's identical to the one from GTA3.
Where Do I find It?:Ammunation, North Point Mall ($1500)
Vs People:BANG dead,
Vs Vehicles:Effective, but takes a while
+ Points:Massive range, scope allow you to shoot anyone anywhere,
one-hit people kills, takes out choppers
- Points:Takes ages to reload, In a fight in the middle of a street
with cops and especially FBI everywhere, you're as good as dead.
PSG-1
Description:A Sniper Rifle, with a different Scope.Frankly I prefer
the other rifle's scope.
Where Do I find It?:Ammunation, downtown ($6000)
Vs People:BANG dead,
Vs Vehicles:Effective
+ Points:Massive range, scope allow you to shoot anyone anywhere,
one-hit people kills AND has 7 bullets in the chamber
takes out choppers
- Points:Not as accurate as other Sniper Rifle in my opinon. In a
fight in the middle of a street with cops and especially FBI
everywhere, you're as good as dead.
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2.8 Explosive Weapons
Nerve Gas
Description:A Cannister of Deadly Gas
Where Do I find It?:Behind Cop Stations
Vs People:It does take 2 cannisters and time, but it's fun.
Vs Vehicles:Nothing
+ Points:It has a wide area of effect
- Points:Slow to kill people, vehicles unaffected
Bomb
Description:A bomb.You throw it then run away and press the detonator
whenever you want
Where Do I find It?:Phil Cassidy's Trailer($1000)
Vs People:Boom
Vs Vehicles:Boom!
+ Points:Kills anyone instantly, kills vehicles, You're safe if say
the bomb is thrown 2 feet, as you can detonate it whenever which
grenades don't give you that chance, it's fun to drop them in the
street and wait for the exact time someone walks over them
- Points:Too slow say if you want to throw a load at the Army
Teini has also infromed me that there is a glitch where sometimes bombs
turn into grenades for no reason, so be careful of that too, and there
is also another Glitch he has discovered, if you have 100% you can't
do anything after that! see the glitch section on how to cure this
problem
Molotov Cocktails
Description:Petrol Bombs
Where Do I find It?:Tacopalypse, Downtown.
Vs People:Burn baby!
Vs Vehicles:Kills em, and it even kills tanks if you throw enough.
+ Points:Burn burn burn, fire engines turn up, you can kill tanks
- Points:I always seem to catch on fire using these babies, unless
I throw em FAR. But with fireighter missions complete, they are the
best explosive weapon, but I like 'nades better for some strange reason
:)
Grenades
Description:Pineapple style grenades
Where Do I find It?:Ammunation, North Point Mall($300)
Vs People:Boom
Vs Vehicles:Boom!
+ Points:Cheap, vehicles and people go bye bye
- Points:You can get caught in the crossfire
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2.9 Heavy Weapons
I had an angry person(sorry, I really can't remember your name) tell me
that he thought the M60 was the best heavy weapon. It is down to personal
preference but I can't see the point if you have an M4.
M60
Description:Big Machine Gun
Where Do I find It?:Phil Cassidy's Trailer($8000)
Vs People:I see dead people.
Vs Vehicles:heh heh
+ Points:Kills everything, aim feature
- Points:Bullets are too slow for a machine gun, not damaging enough,
doesn't stand up to other heavy Weapons.Frankly, it'd have done
better if it were a heavy machine gun rather than a heavy weapon
Mini-Gun
Description:If you don't know what a Mini-Gun is, believe me, the
title is a joke.(watch Terminator 2 some time or play Metal Gear
Solid(NOT Metal Gear Solid 2))
Where Do I find It?:Phil Cassidy's Trailer ($10000)
Vs People:Mwhahahahahah
Vs Vehicles:Mwahahahahahah
+ Points:It's COOL, it kills anything in sight(other than tanks)
- Points:IF only it could shoot choppers
Wait just a minute! I have been informed by Ryan that if
you aim just under a chopper, you will then see the bullets
fly up and hit the thing! So, we need a new bad point. Hmmm, I
haven't yet tested the Mini-Gun vs Chopper thing yet, but I believe
what I have been told, but what I am wondering is that what if the
Mini-Gun has the same effect on choppers as the M4 has?(Ie 0) oh
and it is extremely weak against tanks, and there is no auto-aim
I have also been told by Matt Pinske about this, but he has tested
it and found it works with all weapons! but obviously Mini-Guns work
the best!
and Verizoton E-mailed me about this too, so everyone, I have been
told 3 times how stupid I am(not literally :) ) so don't tell me
again!
Flamethrower
Description:It's been in every GTA Game, so you should know what
it is by now.
Where Do I find It?:RockStar Logo-Shaped Pool on Starfish Island,
also one in Viceport.
Vs People:Burn them, burn them ALL
Vs Vehicles:Even kills tanks
+ Points:It kills everyone, including tanks(which is the only reason
why I rank it better than the Mini-Gun), it goes through walls, wide
area of effect.
- Points:No auto-aim, Using it on someone at close range is
incredibly stupid.
Rocket Launcher
Description:It Launches rockets, and has been in every GTA Game
Where Do I find It?:Phil Cassidy's Trailer, ($8000)
Vs People:How does that Slayer Song on VRock go again, oh yeah, RAINING
BLOOD! (I always thought it was reign in blood, perhaps my album is
wrong. Anyway, listen out for it on VRock.)(My changed thanks to Iwan
Best, I guess he must be searching the whole thing for errors. Trust me,
I make LOADS Iwan, but for some reason I always see them)
Vs Vehicles:BOOM! Including Choppers, but not Tanks for some strange
reason.
+ Points:BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! Oh yeah BOOM! and it takes out
helicopters in one hit
- Points:Slow, and you are often caught in it's blast
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