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4.4 Umberto Robina
I. Stuntboat Challenge
When you first go into the cafe, a very amusing dialogue takes place
between Tommy and Umberto. He wants you to prove that you have "big cojhones"
or however you spell it. You meet up with Rico and get into a boat. You have
to go from checkpoint to checkpoint, in a time limit of 3 minutes. There are
two bits you need to be careful of. The first one is the third checkpoint
which you can get by going over a ramp which takes you over Leaf Links. The
problemwith this is, the boat sometimes won't make it, and if it doesn't, it
will ALWAYS land on a group of golfers who are watching you, and the Police
aren't too impressed by you doing that either. Frankly, if you land on Leaf
Links, give it up, you won't complete the mission in time. The second problem
checkpoint is the one where you have to make a U-Turn around a bridge, just
don't take it too fast and you'll be fine.
II. Cannon Fodder
Before Meeting up with Umberto make sure you have a Sniper Rifle, and either
an MP5, Colt Python or Spas Shotgun, or even better, all 3! Umberto is angry
because he has been shot, and he wants you to take some of his boys down to
the fight. Graba Van or a Maverick and head down to the fight. You will see
a bunch of Cubans shooting at Haitians who are behind a car in an alley.
What I did was sprint down the alley and into the alcove just to the left of
the car, if you are quick, theHaitians won't get you, they certainly didn't
get me. You can now see just a bit of the car, so pull out your Spas and
unload a few rounds into it, which should cause it to detonate. There will
still be a couple of Haitians behind there whosurvived, so use either your
MP5, Colt Python or Spas Shotgun to eliminate them. Then, some of the Cubans
will charge down the alley, but get their heads shot off. Sniper! Pull out
your own Sniper Rifle and pop his head, you should be out of hisrange anyway.
More Cubans come in a taxi from Cafe Robina.In the next area, there will be
a whole load of Haitians. Rico or whoever grabs the van and tells you to get
in. I'm not sure but I think there are infinite Haitians so kill a few and
drive off before more can come. Head back to the Cafe in the van.
III. Naval Engagement
Get yourself either a Mini-Gun or Flamethrower before this mission, I
wouldn't advise using a Rocket Launcher as the enemy is a bit too close.
There's a deal going down between some gang and the Haitians, and Umberto
wants that shipment. Go to Vice point and meet up with Rico. He will take
you to where the deal is happening, and listen to Rico's advice, I can't
remember the exact words but it was something like "Shoot Fast, my boat's
no good full of holes Amigo" There will be a couple of Boats full of Haitians,
so use either your Mini-Gun or Flamethrower to clear them out, and hopefully
blow up their boats. Then you will be sent out to get the drugs, but there are
still plenty of armed and angry Haitians around, so use your MP5, Colt Python
or Spas Shotgun, which you should still have from the last mission. Grab both
the briefcases andhead back to Rico. I don't know what happens here, I can't
really tell - either Rico's boat blows up through gunfire and he escapes on
the dinghy, or the people in the dinghy are there to kamikaze themselves into
Rico's boat, and Rico escapedbefore it blew up. Anyway, after that, drive as
fast as you can to the Cafe - SWAT Teams will now be onto you, which means
that the ride home won't be a pleasant one, no Pay 'N' Sprays are really
that close to you.
IV. Trojan Voodoo - Note you need to have completed the Haitian gang
missions in order to continue
Before this mission, grab a Voodoo car and either an MP5, Colt Python
or SPAS-12 Shotgun(it always is for these Cuban missions....). You can
find Haitian Voodoos in Litte Haiti, and I think there's a parked one
outside Auntie Poulet's House(which you should know the location of,
as you should have just done all her missions) but I couldn't find her
house so I just grabbed one off the street. Anyway, park quite a way
back from Cafe Robina, otherwise the Car will dissapear. Then, activate
the mission. Umberto tells you that he wants the Haitian facility blown
sky high, and you have to infiltrate it with the other Cubans in a Voodoo.
Then, go meet Pepe and get in your car, and head for Rico and the other
Cubans. Next, they will drive into the compound, so you have to follow
them. Then, get into the pink marker and get out. Eliminate all Haitians
that stand in your way, and go into the building. Kill all the Haitians in
here and head for the top of the stairs, the bomb location is just next
to you, ignore the other locations for now. Activate this and quickly run
down the stairs and then activate the two bombs on the wall which has the
exit on, and run out the exit. Then, run up to the gate, some Cubans may be
following you, and head to the right. You will see a flight of stairs which
you need to go up, and then just run across the rooftops away from the
facility. Then, enjoy the fireworks!
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