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THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD DICK
1.Insert bulb and use as flashlite
2.Fill with ink and use as bingo dabber
3.Fill with Frosting and squeeze to decorate cake
4.Use it as a decoration to hang from your rearview mirror
5.Hang a dried out one inside an upsidedown clay pot for an interesting
bell.
Gives new meaning to the phrase "ding dong"
6.Nail it to the wall and use it for a coat rack
7.In a pinch (literally), poke extra holes in the end and replace shower
nozzle
8.Conversation piece on the coffee table....("Oh, that's just Ronald
when he
was in his prime.")
9.Redneck girl's toothpick holder
10.Dip it in candied apple glaze an make an all day sucker out of it!!!
11.Fill with Vicks and use as a nose inhaler
12.Fill it up with plaster of paris and use it as a microphone while
singing the
Lorena Bobbit song
13.Stick a mickey mouse head on the tip, slit the dick horizontally,
insert a
spring in the bottom, and use as a pez despenser.
14.Soak in it Starch, let it dry, and use it as a dildo
15.To induce vomiting
16.Use it as a nozzle to provide a steady stream on your garden hose
(and be
sure to write your name with the water stream!)
17.Nail it to the wall and hang your coffee mug on it
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