The department store Santa has little Johnny on his lap
and says to him,
I bet I know what you want for Christmas, little Johnny.
You want some t-o-y-s, he says,
touching Johnny's nose with his finger as he spells out
the word toys.
"No, I've got plenty of toys." Replies Johnny.
"Then I bet you want some g-a-m-e-s!"
replied Santa. "No, I've got all the games I want."
came Johnny's reply.
Well Johnny, you don't want any toys or games for Christmas,
what do you want?" asked Santa.
I want some p-u-s-s-y,"
Johnny replied, touching Santa's nose with each letter,
And don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your
finger!" |