Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour
peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky faced youngster
was up to he politely asked, "What are you up to there Tim?"
"My goldfish died", replied Tim tearfully without looking up, "and
I've just buried him".
The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a
little
goldfish isn't it".
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because
he's inside your fucking cat". |