A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by
a midget.
Although the little fellow is staring at him intently,
the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small step
ladder
up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close
range.
Wow," comments the midget, "those are the nicest balls I have ever
seen!"
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move
away.
Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little
fellow,
but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he
obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says,
Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!" |