A traveller in Spain goes to a Madrid restaurant and orders the house special.
"What's this?" he asks.
"Cojones," the waiter replies, "They are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."
At first the man is disgusted but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again.
This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller. "What's this?" he asks the waiter.
"Cojones," the waiter replies.
"No, no," the man objects. "I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these."
"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time." |