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Goku: "Vegita, you should reconsider. Knight to C-6 allows for mate in 14 moves."

Goku: "Chi-chi, I've had enough with this 'my-son-has-to-study-every-damn-day' bullshit."

Goku: "No, please. I couldn't eat another bite!"

Goku: "Well, this guy is clearly invincible and we don't stand a chance. I give up."

Goku: "Are you just using me for my body, Chi-chi?"

Goku: "I'm converting to Judaism."

Goku: "Did you know that in some countries in Africa, children don't even have enough food to live?"

Goku: "Chi-chi, for our anniversary, I got reservations at the most exclusive restaurant in town. Afterwards, we can take luxuriously calm carriage ride through the park, and retire in the hot springs of Hakone."

Goku: *after SSJ transformation* "Whoa, the legend is true! My head isn't the only part with golden hair!"

Goku: "How would you like to go on a field trip... In my pants!?"

Gohan: "You guys never listen to me! You're the worst parents ever!"

Gohan: "Yesterday I smoked pot."

Gohan: "Leave me alone, I'm spanking the dolphin!"

Gohan: "Woodland creatures make me horny."

Gohan: "Mom! Just shut the hell for a second and listen to me!"

Goten: "I can't get any play!"

Goten: "My spider sense is tingling! Did anybody order a web-slinger?"

Goten: "Yes, I'll admit it. I was using our internet connection to download pornography."

Chi-chi: "Goku, I love you for who you are, and you're perfect!"

Chi-chi: "C'mon Goku, let's go do a little 'sparring' together" *wink*

Chi-chi: "Goku, the firmness of your body is truly exciting me."

Chi-chi: "Oh, I've got an idea. Goku, why don't you go battle that villain who blew up half the Earth, and why don't you accompany your father, Gohan."

Mr. Popo: "Kami-sama, after much thought, I've decided to join the Nation of Islam."

Mr. Popo: "No, I won't rebuild your palace for you again, Kami 'I won't get my precious little green hands dirty' sama."

Kami-sama: "Actually, I never really liked that 'Goku' character from day one."

Kami-sama: "If only I had a woman..."

Vegita: "This blush really accentuates my cheeckbones."

Vegita: "Wow, with life perspective, this whole 'saiya-jin pride' mumbo-jumbo seems totally pointless."

Vegita: "You know what they say about guys wil big foreheads..."

Vegita: "To make up for all I've done, I'm going to become a charity worker for children's aid."

Vegita: "Goku, I think it's time I came out of the closet. I've been attracted to you since the day we met, but with all the pressures of society, I was unable to express my true feelings for fear of rejection. Instead, I channeled all my anger at society towards you. Oh, I'm so sorry."

Vegita: "Bulma, I'm beginning to doubt my ability to... perform."

Vegita: "I really ought to see a barber."

Vegita: "Wow, pulling nosehairs is tremendously painful!"

Vegita: "Oh sure, I may act macho, but *sob* deep down, I'm really sensitive, and I'm hurting."

Vegita: "Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do... SHOP!"

Brolly: "Maybe I should lay off the Weight Gainer's 2000 formula."

Brolly: "You know what would be really cool? Imagine what I would look like with red contact lenses!"

Brolly: "They don't call me 'the muscles from Brussels' for nothing."

Paragus: "Hey, Brolly, get this! Your name resembles the word Broccoli, and mine resembles Asparagus! Guess we have more in common than being father and son, eh?"

Kuririn: "I am SO sexy."

Kuririn: "All my life I've been in Goku's shadow. This is going to end here and now!"

Kuririn: "Perhaps I should reconcile with Piccolo in order to lead a less stressful life."

Kuririn: "Wow, I never noticed it before, but my head bears an incredibly strong resemblance to a bowling ball!"

Kuririn: "If you're looking to talk about the nasty, call 1-900..."

Mutenroshi: "Kuririn, please. I'm not interested in nude pictures of women."

Mutenroshi: "No, it's OK Bulma. Put your bra back on and let's talk this through."

Mutenroshi: "If you think I'm good looking now, you've gotta see me with my shades on."

Bulma: "Alright Roshi, you, me, and the bathroom. Let's go!"

Bulma: "I could drop you like a sac of potatoes!"

Bulma: "Computer? What the hell is that?"

Bulma: "I'm considering going with a more conversative, brunette look."

Piccolo: "For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as myself."

Piccolo: "Sometimes I worry about being emotionally unstable."

Piccolo: "Cowardice really turns me on."

Piccolo: *Points towards to women in a quarrel* "Catfight! Mee-oww!"

Piccolo: "My therapist says I need a vacation. I'm thinking about Hawaii."

Piccolo: "Damn, Chi-chi is a FOX!"

Dende: "I feel like doing something really evil."

Cell: "Fighting sucks. Let's go to the movies."

Cell: "Goku, I swear! You are the living image of my ex!"

Cell: "...for better or for worse. Until death do us part..."

Cell: "Onigiri, enough for everyone! I made them myself!"

Cell: "You know, I'm beginning to think that green really isn't my color."

Buu: "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner! That is what I'd really like to be..."

Buu: "Just more of me to go around. Just more of me to go around."

Nappa: "Am I cute or what?"

Nappa: "If only I had joined the Hair Club For Men™, I could have kept that dashingly handsome look that I had in my earlier days. Start before it's too late!"

Radditz: "My secret? Well let's just say that every serious fighter starts their day with Cheerios."

Radditz: "It takes a special kind of shampoo to keep my shoulders free of dandruff."

Captain Ginyuu: "Alright Goku! We'll start on 3. Remember, let's keep this fight fair and square."

Captain Ginyuu: "At first I thought that these horns would prevent me from ever landing a model career, but after I got my headshots at "Andy's Headshots" things rapidly picked up pace!"

Kaio-sama: "Do I really sound like that?"

Kaio-sama: "I've been thinking it over, and well, my jokes really aren't cutting it anymore."

Kaio-sama: "I'm a fat half-catfish-half-man with a bad sense of humor and ugly sunglasses."

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