*Who's cruel idea was it to put an S in lisp?
*Why do you gain 5 lbs from eating a 1 lbs box of choclates?
*Essay questions, the ones that ask for an opinionated answer and the teacher grades it as right or wrong. AKA: Do you like ancient Russian history? No, because... WRONG, I mean they asked the question, and then that they say one person's opinion is better or more correct than another!
*Why do Hijackers get on a plane and say "Take me to Mexico City", Why don't they just get on the plane going to Mexico City?
*Why is Kinkos open 24 hours? I mean at like three in the morning is some one gonna have a paper emergancy?
*If the Profeseur on Giligan's Island could make a bomb out of a coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?
*Why do cannabls live in tribes, wouldn't they just eat each other?
*Chain e-mails that start out "this e-mail has been going aroun since 1854..."
*Chain letters in general
Can't think of ne more now, more to come |
When people taste something and say, "Oh, that's disgusting!" and then try to get you to taste it too. For example, "Ugh, this milkshake tastes like detergent. Here, try it!" |