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| Spring Fashion Preview |
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| A funny little thing from the News and Observer, the local paper |
Hankerin' to make a fashion statement this spring? Let CIO (Check It Out) be your savior.
Based on a few minutes spent thumbing through the spring fashion issue of Marie Claire, the magazines for Calista Flockhart aspirants, we think you'll find that:
-Vests shouldn't be worn with anything underneath
-Bras are out
-Ditto buttons on blouses
-Cleavage is in (or out, rather)
-So is hanging out in cold rooms
-Looking bummed is also in
-Looking borderline manic is REALLY in
-Looking pleasant is out
-Go for polka dots
-Lo for horizontal stripes -- lots of them
-Don't go for horizontal stripes and polka dots together
-Hanging out with pro wrestlers is in
-Hair -- well, hair seems to be all over the place. Combing appears optional. Curlers too. |
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