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| This month there is not one, but TWO funny things!!!!!! HOW TO BATHE A CAT 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (you may need to stand on the lid so that the cat cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself. Sincerely, The DOG > HOW TO CONFUSE YOUR ROOMMATES > > 1. Sit up. Say "time to make the doughnuts." Leave. Do this often. > > 2. Every five minutes, get up, open door, peek out, close door, and > look relieved. > > 3. Name your socks. > > 4. Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch > at any areas of the room that are sunny. > > 5. Pick up the phone every five minutes and say "hello." Look confused > and hang up. > > 6. Answer the alarm clock when the phone rings and vice versa. > > 7. Try to make meals using your roommate's electric blanket. > > 8. Hang your posters upside down. > > 9. Unwrap a candy bar. Throw the chocolate away. Eat the wrapper. > Smile. > > 10. When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics > and a different tune. > > 11. Address your roommate by a different name each time you talk > to her/him. > > 12. Speak in limericks. > > 13. Announce "nature is calling." Run for the phone. Answer it. > > 14. Seal an envelope. Write a letter. Complain loudly that you cannot > get it into the envelope. Discard and repeat. > > 15.. Aerate your underwear drawer. Claim "they" are not getting enough > oxygen. > > 16. Constantly drink from an empty glass. > > 17. Respond to your roommate's questions with unrelated answers. > > 18. Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue > or gloves. > > 19. While unlocking your door with the key, complain that the engine > won't start. > > 20. Name your animal crackers. Mourn them after you eat them. |
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