Solo Albums - Music - http://maxpages.com/giddyupnow/Their_Solo

Okay, one of my fliends...uh...friends, Janice came upon this BSB Humour site and sent me a really neato idea. What if the guys had put out solo albums? Hmmm...I wonder what they would be? Oh, wait! No, I don't 'cause I have the albums right here:

JC's solo album:
Title: "Cheesey For Life"
Track 1: "I'm 23 and Still a Virgin"
Track 2: "Has Anyone Seen My Ass?"
Track 3: "I Buy Gel at K-Mart"
Track 4: "Where'd I Put My Midol?"
Track 5: "Respect Everyone"
Track 6: "M-I-C-C'ya in Court, K-E-Y..Why? Becuse I'm gonna SUE YOUR ASS FOR MAKING ME BE ON THE MMC!"
Track 7: "Someone Give Me a Hormone Shot"
Track 8: "Must I Show Them the Bus...AGAIN?"
Track 9: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZ *Snort*"
Review: A pretty angry album set to mid-tempo jazz. Recommended for people who have just lost their boyfriend/girlfriend.

Justin's solo album:
Title: "Ah Gots Style"
Track One: "Vanilla Ice, Eat Your Heart Out"
Track 2: "Busta Done Drooled All Ova Mah Basketball, 'Yo."
Track 3: "Huh? Oh, Da's Not Mah Crackpipe, Ociffer."
Track 4: "Where Da Hell is Mah FUBU Shit?"
Track 5: "Ah iz NOT a White Bowee."
Track 6: "Ah iz a Spiritual Person, 'Yo."
Track 7: "Britney's Pregnant? It Ain't Minez"
Track 8: "JRT Stands Fo' Just Really Tryin'"
Track 9: "Ignore Dat Last Track, 'Yo"
Review: Um...

Lance's Solo Album:
Title: "I'm From Mississippi"
Track 1: "I Like To Ride Horses"
Track 2: "I Miss Toby"
Track 3: "Did I Mention I Was From Mississippi?"
Track 4: "White Boy Can't Dance"
Track 5: "Is My Lipstick Smudged?"
Track 6: "Joey, Are You Alone?"
Track 7: "Phone Sex With Joey"
Track 8: "I Did Mention That I'm From Mississippi, Right?"
Track 9: "I Chose 'Hot Spot' On the Spring Countdown..."
Track 10: "'Cause I'm From Mississipi ('Hot Spot' Continued)"
Review: I guess he's from Mississipi.

Chris' Solo Album:
Title: "I Love Olivia"
Track 1: "Olivia Is The Sunshine of My Life"
Track 2: "Busta Gets More Women Than I Do"
Track 3: "Where'd My Hair Go?"
Track 4: "Oh, Sorry, Officer. It's MY Crack Pipe" (Duet with Justin)
Track 5: "I'm in Love With a Girl Named Olivia"
Track 6: "Don't Ever Leave Me, Olivia"
Track 7: "What Was I Thinking When I Cut My Hair?"
Track 8: "What's A Razor?"
Track 9: "So A Guy Walks Into a Bar..."
Review: Awe! He loves me! This is an album meant for people named Olivia ONLY.

Joey's Solo Album:
Title: "Huh?"
Track 1: "What's a Guy Gotta Do to Get Some Food Around Here?"
Track 2: "WOMAN!"
Track 3: "Damn, My Condom Broke"
Track 4: "What Girl? She Was Only 14? Oh, Shit"
Track 5: "Wanna See My Snake?"
Track 6: "I Thought YOU Were Paying"
Track 7: "I Don't Play Hopscotch"
Track 8: "Is This Album Done Yet?"
Track 9: "I'm Hungry"
Review: No comment.
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