This doesn't really belong here, but I like it, so it stays...
"Barin' Mah Foine Chest"
To be sung to the tune of "Tearin' Up My Heart"
(Chorus)
Justin:
I'm barin' mah foine chest when ah'm onstage
But when we are off, ah bare it, too
And no matta what ah do, ah bare mah chest
So ah can do things to you
Hey...
Me:
Justy, I don't understand
Just why you gotta be so fine
I gotta tell you man
I'm tryin, but Justy
I want you
Yes you
If you want me, too, let me know
I'll be down on my knees
*Censour, censour, censour*
(Repeat chrorus)
Justin:
Olivia, don't misunderstand (Don't misunderstand)
Just what ah'm tryin' to do here
In da co'nah of mah room
We can get down and tear
Up da place
Tear it down
If you want me to do this
You gotta say
'Cause I'll lay you down
In mah bed
Then I'll *Censour, censour,censour*
(Repeat Chorus)
"I Just Wanna Be In Mississippi"
To be sung to the tune of "I Just Wanna Be With You"
(Chorus)
Lance:
I just wanna be in Mississippi
Got a bus leain' in a jiffy
I just wanna be, be in Mississippi
Gotta catch that bus in a jiffy
Biloxi Beach, your waters soothe
You're such a reminicant
And I stand on your shores
It's just ablacent (ablacent)
'Cause that's where I'm from
And it's what I crave
When I'm out (When I'm out)
I'm from Laurel (He's from Laurel)
And Clinton, all I can do
Is talk about you..
(Repeat Chorus)
I wanna ride a horse
'Cause I'm from Mississipi
Justin:
Shut up!
I'm tired of hearing about it!
Lance:
But, Justy, I've got-got-to-to
Gonna be a Mississippi albino
ALL OF MY LIFE!
(Repeat Chorus)
Chris:
MISSISSIPPI!
Lance:
I'm from there
Justin:
I'm tired of hearing him say
Guys:
Albino, albino
Chris:
MISSISSIPPI!
Lance:
I'm from there
Justin:
Man, I'm not doin' dis no mo'...
Guys:
Albino, albino
(Repeat Chorus)
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