We all know their lovely videos *WHATEVER* so here is my take on them. Please, if you have nothing nice to say to me, send it here: GetANewHobby@aol.com
And the first video is:
The Euro version of "I Want You Back":
First things first, I wanna eat Chris alive in this video. Just...*YUM*! And forget the napkins, I'll lick him up. Okay, now that we have that out of the way, I'm just wondering: Where did the guys think they were going with this? I mean, think about it: a bunch of morons on a spaceship dancing around in tight shirts watching a hologhram appear and disappear. A fucking hologhram! What's with that? Do these boys know the difference between reality and fantasy? All summed up by me: This is a video about a five dudes lusting after a hologhram.
Next we have:
"For the Girl Who Has Everything"
One word: Penis. JC's to be exact. This video is XXX! Oh, yeah! But, we like that, right? Heh heh...
All summed up by me: This is a video with a bunch of dudes stranded on a beach and they're singing about a girl they've never met.
Anyway:

If you don't know what this is, you haven't lived. This is the funniest shit I've ever seen *N SYNC do. Lance is prettier than ME! Anyway, Chris made a really scary Spice Girl impression with all his facial hair. He did, however, pull off a good Michael Jackson impersonation. And then there's the infamoud "ghetto" scene. Just say NO!
All summed up by me: Retarded.
The American version of "I Want You Back"

Can I just say one thing here? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! *WHEEZE* Okay, anyway, I have so many opinions on this video it's not even funny. Well, actually, it is. Can we say, "Cheese"? I think so! And WHY on earth is JC the only with a girlfriend here? Why? Adn of all people: BOBBIE! Yuck! Shoo! Get her away from my sex God! The highlight of this video for me was when my man (Kirky, Chris *WHATEVER*) choked the shit out of JC who so desperately needed it!
All summed up by me: This is a video about Sports.
"God Must Have Spent (A Little More Time On You)"
I have a question: Did guys in the forties REALLY wear earrings and braids and put bleach in their hair? I'm just curious is all. I've never seen it for myself, but you never know. Anyway, about the video: it's sweet, that's about all I can say. I thought they could do a better job, but they didn't so...
All summed up by me: This is a boring video. Sorry, *N SYNC.

"I Drive Myself Crazy"
This is my favourite *N SYNC video. Mainly because of Joey's hair. I love it and for once, the boy looks hott! Yeah, I said "Joey" and "hott" in the same sentence. A little scray. Plus we had JC where he belongs: In a straight-jacket! Who cut him loose anyway? And the bodyguard with bunny...too funny.
All summed up by me: My favourite video...'nuff said.
"Music Of My Heart"
Damn! Dayum! DAYUM! I want Chris so bad in this video. God, I want him! That body, those eyes, etc., etc. Anyway, I like the vide. It's not my favourite, bu I like it. Props, props, and more props! =0)

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