Please dont drink and drive, youre not quite ready to meet me yet.
- God
If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, never mind,
Ill make you another one tomorrow.
- God
How can you possibly be a self-made man?
I specifically recall making you.
- God
I was thinking of making the world black and white, and then I thought...naah.
- God
Can you imagine the price of air if it were brought to you by another supplier?
- God
Dont forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today.
- God
If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece.
In the mirror.
- God
When youre weary, feeling small,
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all.
- Simon and Garfunkel
Ditto
- God
I think youre the most beautiful person in the world.
OK, so Im biased.
- God
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