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SUPERMAN
SUPERMAN WAS FLYING AROUND AND STOPPED AND ASKED SUPERMAN WHO WAS GOOD FOR HIM HE SAID WONDER WOMAN WAS PRETTY GOOD HE THEN SAW SPIDER MAN AND ASKED HIM HE SAID WONDER WOMAN WAS GOOD FOR HIM NOW THAT SUPERMAN IS ALL PIST OFF HE SAW WONDER WOMEN ON THE GROUND NAKED SO SUPERMAN THOUGHT TO HIM SELF HEY I AM THE WORLDS FASTEST MAN I CAN BE IN AND OUT OF THERE IN 4 SECONDS SO THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WONDER WOMAN ASKS INVISABLE MAN WHATS WRONG HE SAYS I DON'T KNOW BUT MY ASS IS KILLING ME
CLINTON
CLINTON WAS WALKING OUT SIDE AND SEES A SIGN IN PISS SAYING I HATE YOU CLINTON SO CLINTON GOS AND GETS HIS SCIENTISTS TO ANNALIZE IT SO A WEEK LATER THEY SAY WELL SIR WE HAVE BAD NEWS AND WORSE NEWS THE BAD NEWS IS ITS AL GORES PISS THE WORSE NEWS IS ITS HILLARYS HAND WRITING
VOODOO DIC
THIS ONE GUY WALKED IN TO A SEX SHOP AND ASKED WHAT GOOD THINGS DID HE HAVE THE GUY SAID WELL I HAVE VIBRATING DILDOES AND SOME THING DANGROUS THE CUSTOMER SAID WELL WHAT IS IT THE GUY SAID IT WAS A VOODOO DIC THE CUSTOMER SAID SHOW ME SO THE GUY SAID VOODOO DIC HUMP THE DOOR KNOB SO OUT CAME FLYING A DIC AND IT HUMPED THE DOOR TILL THE GUY SAID STOP THE CUSTOMER SAID I'LL TAKE IT SO THE NEXT DAY SAW THE WIERD BOX AND READ THE INSTRUCTIONS SO THEN SHE SAID VOODOO DIC MY PUSSY SO OUT CAME THE DIC AND FUCKED HER THE ONLY THING WAS SHE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT SO SHE THEN GOTY IN HER CAR TO GO TO WORK ON HER WAY A COP PULLED HER OVER WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT TO HAVE AN ORGASIM SO SHE TOLD THE COP WHY SHE WAS BOUNCING UP AND DOWN SO THEN THE COP THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE SO HE SAID VOODOO DIC MY ASS
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