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| WELCOME!!!! You are now in THE GREATEST COLLECTION OF KINKY GAY PORNOGRAPHIC GAY PICTURES ON THE PLANET!!!! Well...you're not. agfdasdgfasldgnk. Actually, you're in the twisted realm of the Retarted Muppit Farm. Leave if you must but, this band will kill your nervous system. Believe me, I'm their biggest fan. You see, once you start being an RMFite, you can't stop. There is no turning back from here on in. Hang on for the T H R I L L R I D E O F A L I F E T I M E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RMF's music is good. Really freakin good. But don't take my word for it, take it from the guitarist, Sir Rocks-a-lot "Take it from me, We ROCK!!!" there. straight from the HORSE's MOuTh. and the crypts of compton. Here's a fun story of how RMF got together. SOCCER The game of soccer, or association football as it is properly called, is the world's most popular team sport. Virtually every country on Earth plays the game in some form or another. It is both physically and intellectually demanding, requiring athletic skill and quick thinking. Brazil's Pelé, perhaps the greatest player the sport has ever known, called soccer "the beautiful game". Various civilizations lay claim to inventing the sport. There are records of soccer-like games having been played in China more than 2,000 years ago as well as in ancient Greece, Japan, and Mexico. The Romans played a game known as Harpastum that spread throughout Europe and was probably the origin of modern soccer. England, however, was the real starting place of today's game. In 1863 the Football Association (FA) was created and uniform rules were established there. In 1872 the first international game was played between England and Scotland. And it was in England that soccer professionalism was legalized in 1885. From there the game spread throughout the Empire and to the rest of the world. By 1904 an international governing body was established to control the sport--the Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA). Today, FIFA, which is headquartered in Zürich, Switzerland, has more than 140 member nations and oversees the activity of about 39 million players worldwide. Rules and Equipment FIFA rules require that soccer be played on a rectangular field between 100 and 130 yards (90 and 119 meters) long and between 50 and 100 yards (46 and 90 meters) wide. For international matches the field is 110 to 120 yards (100 to 110 meters) long and 70 to 80 yards (64 to 73 meters) wide. A goal 8 yards (7.3 meters) wide and 8 feet (2.4 meters) high is placed at each end of the field. The lines marking the sides of the field are the touchlines; those on either end are the goal lines. The field has distinctive markings for the halfway line, the goal areas, the penalty areas, the corners, and the center circle. There are 11 players to a team--a goalkeeper and ten field players divided into defenders (fullbacks), midfielders (halfbacks), and forwards. The uniforms usually consist of shorts, a shirt, socks, shoes, and perhaps shin guards. The ball is a round, inflated rubber bladder covered with leather or some other approved material. It measures between 27 and 28 inches (68 and 71 centimeters) in circumference and weighs between 14 and 16 ounces (397 and 453 grams). The game is officiated by a referee, who enforces the rules and keeps track of the time, and two linesmen, who patrol the touchlines and determine possession. There. Wasn't that insanely interesting? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha. Listen buddy, you DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR! TURN BACK NOW!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!! |
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