ME:Before we get started with the interview,I wanna thank Ash and Pikachu for participating in this interview.
Ash:No Problem!You are paying me $12.00 for this anyway.
Me:Ash,that was our little secret.Remember?
AshYeah,but I though they should know that.
Me:(glaring at Ash)Let's just get on with the interview.
Me:Which one of you is more famous?
Ash:Probably Pikachu.There are tons of Pikachu pokemon cards,but not one Ash card.Even Brock and Misty get their own trading card game cards,but there is not one picture of me on a trading card game card.
Me:A bummer,isn't it?
Ash:Definently a bummer!
Me:Does Pikachu always does that dance?
Ash:Uh,that isn't a dance.
Me:Oh,you might want to tell him where the bathroom is.
Ash:Pikachu,the bathroom is down the hall,first door to the right.
Pikachu:Pika Pi
(Pikachu starts running to the bathroom.)
Me:Who gave you the name Ash Ketchum?
Ash:My Mom.
Me:Did you know that there is a "catch" in your name.Sorry,no pun intended.
Ash:It is ok.I no the catch is that my name says the words Ash Catch em.
Me:Ho!Ho!Ho!
Ash:You are not Santa Clause!
Me:Sorry,I was just laughing.
(Pikachu comes out of the bathroom.)
Me:Now Pikachu,how is it to be best friends with Ash?
Pikachu:Pi Pika Pi Pikachu Pika Pi.
Me:What was that?
Pikachu:Pi Pika Pi Pikachu Pika Pi.
Me:Sorry,but I cannot understand you.
Pikachu:Pi Pika Pi Pikachu Pika Pi!
Pikachu:PIKACHU!(Pikachu fills the room with electricity.)
Me And Ash:Ouch Ow
Me:Ok,I think I am done interveiwing both of you.
Ash:Thanks for the cash.
Me:Thank you for letting me interview you.
Ash:Your welcome!

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