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*Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
*Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
*Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your hankie to other passengers
*Burp, and then say "mmmm . . . tasty."
*Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
*Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".
*Frown and mutter, "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops"
*Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
*Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
*Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
*Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
*Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
*Meow occasionally.
*Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down
*On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
*Say "Ding!" at each floor.
*Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
*Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
*Stand silently and motionlessly in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
*Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM" and move to the far corner of the elevator
Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
*Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
*Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in mah mouf?"
*Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
*Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
*Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
*When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
*When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
*When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
*Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly
*Grunt "I shouldn't have had that extra can of beans" Then grunt alot.
*Get on your hands and knees and bark.

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