1. when making your order inside or out start your order then say waite a minutes and then change it again keep doing this repeatedly (example:"yes id like a burger and fries no wait id like chicken sandwitch no wait...keep going)
2. go through the drive through walking
3. ask for only one question package then go back every other minute asking for only one more
4. right before you leave when theres a lot of customers start screaming there's a hair on my burger!
5. on the self refill things fill your cup up with one kind of pop then dump it out and fill it up with another keep going until someone says something to you.
6. order in a different language
7. pour out all the salt on the table and yell "its snowing its snowing"
8. ask the the people working if they could put more hamburger on this ketchup.
9. when ordering burp or fart at least ten times then look at the people you dont know next to you and say this isnt the time or place for releaving your gas the bathroom is right over there
10. sit down by yourself and just laugh histarically